That Tracy Cortez, I tell ya, she’s a tough cookie. Heard she’s some kinda UFC fighter, whatever that is. Sounds rough to me. My grandson, he watches that stuff. Lots of jumpin’ around and hittin’. Not for me, thank you very much. But this Tracy, she’s got somethin’ goin’ on, I reckon. People talkin’ about these Tracy Cortez leaks. Sounds fishy if you ask me.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this “leak” business. Probably some young folks’ nonsense. Back in my day, a leak was a hole in the roof, and you fixed it with a bucket and some prayers. But this Tracy Cortez, she’s all over the internet, they say. My grandson showed me on his phone. Lots of pictures, that’s for sure. She looks like a strong girl, I’ll give her that. Built like a brick outhouse, as my old man used to say. Good for her, I guess. But all this fuss about leaks… what’s the big deal? Everyone leaks some time.
I heard she was supposed to be in some big fight, some kinda UFC Tampa thing. Tampa? Where is that? Is that near Florida? My sister used to go there, she said it was hot. Probably too hot for an old lady like me. This Tracy, she was supposed to fight some other gal, Miranda Maverick or something, I don’t know, I can’t keep up. But then, she didn’t fight. Said she was sick.
- She needs an operation, poor thing. Hope she gets better soon.
- Surgery, they call it. Fancy word for cuttin’ you open.
- Back in my day, we just used some herbs and a good poultice.
- But hey, what do I know?
They say she said something on that Twitter thing. I don’t understand all that computer stuff. But she said it wasn’t true, about her fightin’ in December. Said she told those UFC folks a long time ago she couldn’t do it. ‘Cause of her health, ya see. Needs that surgery. Poor dear. Hope she’s got good insurance. Hospital bills are a killer these days, I tell ya. You need to sell a kidney just to get a band-aid.
Then there’s this other fella, some Brian Kelleher. Sounds like a troublemaker. Apparently, he and Tracy were an item. Courtin’, as we used to say. But it didn’t work out. Heard he was heartbroken. Poor fella. Love is a tricky thing. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Just gotta pick yourself up and move on, I always say. Easier said than done, though. Especially when you’re young and everything feels like the end of the world.
This Tracy, she’s got people talkin’. Some are sayin’ she wants to fight some Rose Namajunas. Sounds like a tough customer. And she is very popular, I heard someone say she is the top, whatever that means. This fight stuff is confusing. They all got such funny names, too. Then there’s that Kevin Holland fella. He was sayin’ somethin’ about rumors. Everyone loves rumors, don’t they? Always somethin’ brewin’ in the rumor mill. I remember back when old man Johnson’s cow got loose… now that was a rumor for the ages.
But this whole Tracy Cortez leaks thing… it’s all a bit much, ain’t it? People makin’ a mountain out of a molehill. Just a young girl tryin’ to make her way in the world. Gettin’ sick, needin’ an operation, havin’ her heart broken… it’s all part of life, ain’t it? We all go through it. Just gotta keep your chin up and keep movin’ forward.
Anyway, I gotta go. My stories are about done, I reckon. Just remember, this Tracy Cortez, she’s a fighter, in more ways than one. And these leaks, whatever they are, they ain’t gonna keep her down. She’ll be back, you just wait and see. Strong girl, that one. Just like us old gals, we’ve seen it all, and we’re still here, ain’t we?
This whole internet thing is a mystery to me. I heard there is a place called Reddit, and they talk about Tracy there. I don’t know what Reddit is. I guess it is a place where people write things, maybe like a digital newspaper. But people are interested in this girl, this UFC fighter Tracy Cortez. I just hope she is alright. Life is hard enough without people making things up about you.
