Alright, listen up, gonna tell ya ’bout this fella, Steve Melnyk, big shot in the golf world. Don’t know much ’bout fancy words, but I’ll tell ya what I know.
Steve Melnyk, yeah, he’s a golfer. Been swingin’ those clubs since he was a young’un, I reckon. Born in Brunswick, Georgia, that’s what they say. Fancy place, I bet. Probably got big houses and lots of them green, grassy fields where they hit the balls.
- Steve Melnyk, born February 26th. Don’t ask me what year, forgot already.
- He played on the PGA Tour, big deal that is. Like the super bowl of golf, or somethin’.
Now, they got this thing called the PGA Tour profile, tells ya all sorts of stuff ’bout him. Says he got stats and videos and pictures. Don’t know what them stats are, numbers and such. Probably how good he is at hittin’ that ball. And videos? Show him swishin’ the club, I bet.
He played in somethin’ called the PGA Championship, 1982. Southern Hills Country Club, fancy name, right? Well, he didn’t do so good there. Missed the cut, they say. Means he didn’t play well enough to keep goin’. Shot a 72 first day, then a 76. Not good, eh?
But hey, he had a life all ’bout golf, they say. Makes sense, I guess. If you’re good at somethin’, you stick with it. He was a reporter for CBS Sports too, after he stopped playin’ golf. Talkin’ ’bout other golfers, probably. Then he went to ABC Sports. Big time stuff, see? Successful, they called him. Musta been good at talkin’, just like he was good at golf.
Only played professional golf for a bit, though. Two years, from what I hear. Retired in 1984. Don’t know why. Maybe he got tired of hittin’ that little ball all the time. Or maybe he just wanted to talk about it instead. Who knows?
Anyways, Steve Melnyk, he’s a name in the golf world. Remember that. If you hear someone talkin’ ’bout him, you can say, “Oh yeah, that golfer guy.” And you’ll know a little bit ’bout him now, won’t ya?
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