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Alright, so you wanna know about this WWE thing coming to New Mexico in 2024, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. It ain’t gonna be no fancy pants talk, just plain and simple.
WWE SuperShow Coming to New Mexico!
Okay, so they’re callin’ it a “SuperShow.” Sounds like a big deal, I guess. They’re gonna be smackin’ each other around in a couple of places. One’s Rio Rancho, that fancy place with the Events Center. The other one’s Las Cruces, over at that Pan American Center.
Now, the Rio Rancho one, that’s gonna be on Sunday, January 14th, 2024. Mark your calendars, if you got one of them fancy things. And Las Cruces, that’s the day before, Saturday, January 13th. Makes sense, I guess, they gotta be movin’ around, those wrestlers.
They say it’s gonna be an “incredible night.” Well, I reckon it better be, with all them folks payin’ good money to watch. They talk about “body slams” and “high-flying maneuvers.” Sounds like a bunch of youngins jumpin’ around to me, but hey, whatever gets them goin’.
- Rio Rancho: Sunday, January 14, 2024, at the Events Center.
- Las Cruces: Saturday, January 13, 2024, at the Pan American Center.
They’re sayin’ it’s the only time they’re comin’ to some places in 2024. Like that Columbus place, but that ain’t New Mexico, so who cares, right? We’re talkin’ ’bout New Mexico here.
So, what’s this “SuperShow” all about? Well, from what I gather, it’s a bunch of strong fellas and some tough gals, all dressed up in fancy costumes, pretendin’ to fight. They jump and they yell and they throw each other around. It’s like a soap opera, but with more muscles and less cryin’.
Heard they got some fellas with big names, like Stone Cold somethin’ or other. And that Rock fella, the one from the movies. Not sure if they’ll be there, but they say it’ll be a “night of bone-crushing slams” and “unforgettable moments.” I don’t know about you, but my bones are already crushed enough from workin’ all day, so I ain’t lookin’ for more of that.
But hey, if you like watchin’ people pretend to beat each other up, then this is your kinda thing. Just make sure you bring enough money for them snacks and drinks, ’cause those prices ain’t no joke. And maybe some earplugs, ’cause them folks yell a lot.
They say it’s gonna be a “heart-pounding action.” Well, I hope my old ticker can handle it. Might have to bring my pills, just in case. But I ain’t gonna lie, it might be fun to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe I’ll even learn some new moves, in case some young whippersnapper tries to mess with me.
So, if you’re in New Mexico in January 2024 and you ain’t got nothin’ better to do, go check out this WWE SuperShow. It might be a hoot, or it might be a dud. But at least you can say you saw it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to see someone get thrown through a table. Now that’s somethin’ you don’t see every day.
Remember the dates! January 13th in Las Cruces and January 14th in Rio Rancho. Don’t go missin’ it if you’re itchin’ to see some wrasslin’.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Tags: [WWE, New Mexico, SuperShow, Rio Rancho, Las Cruces, Wrestling, 2024, Events, Live Show, Pan American Center, Sports Entertainment]
