Alright, so listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this fella, this… Chama Alex Pereira, yeah? That’s what they call him. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it ain’t nothin’ too complicated.
So, who is this Chama fella anyway?
Well, from what I hear, he’s some kinda fighter. You know, the kind that punches and kicks and wrestles. They call it “UFC” or somethin’. Sounds rough, if you ask me. Folks be watchin’ him on TV, yellin’ and cheerin’. I don’t get it, but hey, to each their own, right?
- He’s got this nickname, “Poatan.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d yell at a hog, but apparently, it means “Stone Hands” in some old language. Stone Hands, huh? Guess he hits pretty hard.
- And then there’s this “Chama” word. Folks been yappin’ about it. What’s it mean? Well, some say it means “flame” or “fire” in some other language, Portuguese they call it. Like a fire in his belly, I guess. Or maybe he just likes to start fires, who knows?
This UFC thing, it’s a big deal, seems like. They got these fights, and folks bet on ’em. Like bettin’ on which rooster will win a cockfight, but with people. Crazy, right? But that’s how they do things in the city, I reckon.
And this Chama fella, he’s good at it, this fightin’ stuff. He won some kinda title, they say. A champion, like. Holdin’ up a big ol’ belt. Must’ve trained hard, that boy. Probably eats a lot of chicken and eggs, just like my grandpappy used to say is good for strength.
They talk about him on the TV, and on that internet thingamajig. Folks are always gossiping, you know? “Did you see that punch?” “He’s the best!” Blah, blah, blah. I just nod and pretend I understand. But between you and me, it’s all just a bunch of noise.
But I will say this, this Chama Pereira fella, he seems like a tough cookie. You gotta be tough to get in a ring and fight another person. It ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure. And all that “Stone Hands” and “Chama” talk? Well, it makes him sound even tougher, doesn’t it?
I saw a bit of one of his fights once. My grandson was watchin’ it, and I peeked over his shoulder. It was fast, let me tell ya. Guys punchin’ and kickin’, grapplin’ on the ground. I couldn’t hardly keep up. But I saw that Chama fella land a good one, knocked the other guy right on his behind. The crowd went wild. Guess that’s what they pay to see.
So, yeah, that’s the gist of it. Chama Alex Pereira. UFC fighter. Stone Hands. Flame. Whatever you wanna call him, he’s a fella who knows how to fight. And that’s all there is to it, far as I’m concerned. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, you know.
And let me tell you something else, don’t go gettin’ yourself into any fights. It ain’t worth it. You just end up bruised and battered, and for what? Leave the fightin’ to them fellas on TV, the ones who get paid for it. You just stick to workin’ hard and bein’ kind to folks, that’s what I say. That’s the real way to be strong, not by beatin’ up other people.
Anyways, I hope you learned something about this… Chama guy. He’s a fighter, and people like watchin’ him fight. That’s about all there is to it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go because this rocking chair ain’t gonna rock itself!
Tags: [Alex Pereira, Chama, UFC, Poatan, MMA, Fighter, Champion, Stone Hands, Portuguese]
