Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “where to watch WWE Speed” thingy. You young folks and your fancy words! Basically, you wanna know where to see them fellas wrestling fast, right? Okay, okay, I get it.
So, this WWE Speed thing, it’s like wrestling, but super-duper fast. They ain’t messing around, just wham, bam, thank you ma’am! Short and sweet, like my temper when the chickens get out. They say these matches are only, like, five minutes long. Five minutes! Can you believe it? Back in my day, a good fight lasted all afternoon, with plenty of yelling and hair-pulling. But these young fellas, they gotta rush everything.
Now, where to watch it… That’s the real question, ain’t it? It ain’t on that regular TV thingy, no sir. You gotta go to that… whatchamacallit… “X” thing. Used to be called “Twitter,” but these youngsters keep changing names on me. It’s like they can’t make up their minds! So yeah, you go on that “X” thing, and that’s where you’ll find your WWE Speed. Just type it in, or whatever you kids do on them fancy phones.
I heard some talk about it being on something called “Netflix” later on, but that’s way off in the future. Something about next year, 2025 they say. That’s a long ways away! We’re talking about now, right? So stick to that “X” for now. Don’t go getting all confused.
- First thing: Get on that “X” thing.
- Second thing: Look for WWE Speed.
- Third thing: Watch them fellas wrestle real fast.
They started this WWE Speed thingy just this year, around WrestleMania time they say. WrestleMania, that’s a big deal, I hear. Lots of yelling and fancy costumes. But this Speed thing, it’s different. It’s all about being quick. Like trying to catch a greased pig, I tell ya!
And don’t go thinking you can watch it anywhere else. I heard some folks sayin’ something about “Peacock.” That’s another one of them fancy things you young folks use. But that ain’t for WWE Speed, no sir. That’s for the regular, long wrestling matches. The ones that last longer than five minutes. The ones that give you time to go make a sandwich and come back. WWE Speed ain’t like that. It’s fast, fast, fast! You blink, and you might miss it.
So, just to be clear, and I know I’m repeating myself, but some of you youngsters need things repeated, you watch WWE Speed on “X”. That’s it. Plain and simple. Don’t go getting all fancy and looking everywhere else. They made it exclusive, they say. Means it’s only on that one spot. Like my prize-winning tomatoes, only grow in that one patch of dirt, no matter how much I try elsewhere!
Now, I don’t know much about these online things, but I hear you can watch it anytime you want once it’s on there. That’s different from the old days, when you had to be in front of the TV at a certain time, or you missed it. These days, you can watch it whenever you please. Middle of the night, early in the morning, whenever you get the hankering to see some fast wrestling. It’s convenient, I guess, but it takes away the excitement of rushing home to catch your favorite show.
And that’s about all I know about this here WWE Speed. It’s fast wrestling, on that “X” thing, and you can watch it whenever you want. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens before they start causing trouble again. They’re worse than those wrestlers, always squawking and fighting!
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