Alright, let’s talk about these WWE Tag Team Champions, you know, the folks who wrestle in pairs. I don’t watch much of it myself, too much jumpin’ and yellin’ for my old bones, but my grandson, he loves it. Always shoutin’ at the TV, “Suplex this!” and “Powerbomb that!” Kids these days, I tell ya.
So, from what I gather, these tag teams, they ain’t just two fellas thrown together. They gotta work together, like a good pair of horses pullin’ a plow. One fella gets tired, the other one jumps in. They gotta have each other’s backs, or they’ll get pinned faster than a wet sheet on a clothesline.
Now, they got all sorts of tag team championships, seems like. World Tag Team Championship, that’s a big one, I hear. My grandson says it’s real important, like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair, but for wrestlin’. They got different brands too, like Raw and SmackDown, whatever that means. Sounds like fancy words for different groups of wrestlers to me.
I heard tell of some fellas who were real good at this tag team stuff. Can’t rightly remember all their names, too many of ’em, but there was this one fella, a real young ‘un, they said he was only 10 years old when he won. Imagine that! A 10-year-old champion! He must’ve been tougher than a boiled owl. My grandson told me he is the youngest champion in WWE history, can you believe that? Ten years old, barely out of diapers, and he’s already wrestlin’ grown men.
- Teamwork is Key: These tag teams, they gotta be like two peas in a pod, always knowin’ what the other one’s gonna do.
- Different Belts, Different Brands: Seems like there’s a championship belt for everythin’ these days. And these “brands,” Raw and SmackDown, they got their own champions. Confusin’ if you ask me.
- Youngest Champ ever: That 10-year-old kid, that’s somethin’ special. He must’ve had the grit of a honey badger.
And it ain’t just the menfolk doin’ this tag team wrestlin’. The women, they get in on the action too. My grandson told me the first WWE women’s tag team champions were Velvet McIntyre and Princess Victoria, those girls must be tough as nails. They probably give those fellas a run for their money, I reckon. Good for them, I say. Show them boys who’s boss.
This whole tag team thing, it’s a bit like farmin’, you know? You can’t do it all by yourself. You need a partner, someone to help you when you’re tired or when things get tough. And you gotta trust that partner, gotta know they ain’t gonna let you down. Whether you’re plantin’ corn or wrestlin’ in a ring, it’s all about teamwork.
Now, these championships, they change hands all the time. One week, one team is on top, the next week, another team takes their place. It’s like a game of musical chairs, but with more body slams. My grandson, he gets all worked up about it, but I tell him, “It’s just wrestlin’, son. Don’t take it too serious.”
So, to sum it all up, these WWE Tag Team Champions, they’re tough folks who work together to win belts and titles. They gotta be strong, they gotta be smart, and they gotta have each other’s backs. And whether they’re men or women, young or old, they all put on a show for the folks in the stands. It ain’t my cup of tea, but it sure seems to keep folks entertained.
And that ten-year-old champion makes me think, maybe we all got a little bit of fight in us, even the young’uns. Just gotta find a way to let it out, I guess. Maybe I should take up wrestlin’ myself. Nah, just kiddin’. My old bones would crumble like dry cornbread.
Tags: [WWE, Tag Team, Champions, Wrestling, Raw, SmackDown, World Tag Team Championship, Teamwork, Youngest Champion, Women’s Tag Team]
