Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here 3M Open 2024 golf thingy. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I can tell ya who won and all that jazz.
So, this fella, Jhonattan Vegas, he done went and won the whole shebang. Shot a 17 under par, whatever that means. Guess it’s pretty good, seein’ as everyone else was shootin’ lower numbers. He was the best, plain and simple. Beat out that other fella, Max Greyserman, who was just one shot behind. Close, but no cigar, I always say.
- Winner: Jhonattan Vegas (-17)
- Second Place: Max Greyserman (-16)
- Tied for Third: Matt Kuchar and Maverick … (whoever he is) (-15)
Now, they had this tournament at a place called TPC Twin Cities, in some place called Blaine, Minnesota. Sounds fancy, but I bet it’s just a bunch of grass and some holes. Golf, right? Hit the ball, chase it, hit it again. Seems kinda silly to me, but folks get all worked up about it.
I heard tell this was the first time in seven years somethin’ happened. Don’t rightly know what it was, but they kept sayin’ it on that talkin’ picture box. Maybe it was the first time that Vegas fella won, or maybe it was somethin’ else. Don’t matter much to me, long as they’re havin’ a good time.
You wanna know how much these fellas made playin’ with them little balls? A whole heck of a lot, I reckon. They don’t tell us regular folks, but I bet it’s enough to buy a whole lotta cows and chickens. Maybe even a new tractor. Shoot, they probably got folks carryin’ their clubs for ’em and everything. Livin’ the high life, that’s for sure.
Anyways, if you wanna see all the scores and who finished where, you gotta go look it up on that internet thingy. They got all the numbers and names and such. Me, I just care about who won. And that was that Vegas fella. Good for him, I say.
ESPN, they got all the details too. Real-time scorin’ and all that. If you’re into that kind of stuff, go on over there and take a gander. Me, I’d rather watch the birds fly and the grass grow. But to each their own, I always say.
So, the 2024 3M Open is done and dusted. Vegas won, some other fellas got close, and everyone made a bunch of money. That’s the long and short of it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
This whole tournament started on July 25, 2024, so they been at it for a few days. I reckon they’re tired, walkin’ around in the sun all day. But hey, that’s what they get paid for, right? Just swingin’ them sticks and chasin’ that little ball. It’s a funny ol’ world, ain’t it?
And that Matt Kuchar fella, he tied for third. He’s been around a while, I think. Seen him on that talkin’ picture box before. Seems like a nice enough fella. Don’t know nothin’ about that Maverick though. Newcomer, maybe? Who knows.
Well, that’s all I got to say about this here golf tournament. Jhonattan Vegas won, and that’s that. Now go on and do somethin’ useful, like milkin’ the cows or somethin’. This golf talk is makin’ me sleepy.
Final Results: You had Vegas at the top, then Greyserman right behind him. Then Kuchar and that other fella tied up for third. Lots of other golfers too, but those are the ones that mattered, I guess. They got the most money, anyhow.
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