Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Tiger fella. Folks keep askin’ ’bout his lovelife, always whisperin’ and gossiping like hens in a henhouse.
Tiger Woods and his women, that’s what they wanna know. They keep jabberin’ on, “Who’s he datin’ now? Got a new gal after that Erica one?” Lordy, people are nosy!
Now, from what I hear, this Tiger, he ain’t got nobody right now. He said it himself, plain as day, that there ain’t no woman in his life at the moment. Yep, Tiger Woods girlfriend situation is a big fat nothin’. He’s single, like a stray dog wanderin’ the streets.
- No sweetheart.
- No wife.
- Just Tiger and his golf clubs.
Folks were all a-buzz ’bout that Erica gal. They was together for a good while, see? She’d go with him to them golf thingies, the PGA tours, I think they call ’em. Always smilin’ and wavin’, she was. But then, poof! Gone like smoke in the wind. They say they broke up, had a big fight, even went to court. Somethin’ about her sayin’ he tricked her outta his house. Lawyers and lawsuits, it’s a whole mess, I tell ya.
Erica, she wasn’t just some fancy lady, though. She worked hard, that girl did. Had a smart head on her shoulders, even got one of them degree things from college. But she liked workin’ in restaurants, makin’ food and such. That’s how she met Tiger, you know. Worked at his fancy restaurant down in Florida, Jupiter I think it was called. Served him food, and I guess they just hit it off. But that’s all over now, done and dusted.
Tiger Woods dating history is a long one. He’s had his share of ladies, that’s for sure. Married once, to that Elin gal. Had kids with her too. But that ended, oh it ended bad. Then he had this Lindsey gal, a skier, they say. Pretty as a picture she was. And then Erica. Seems like he can’t hold onto a woman for too long.
Now, some folks say he’s too focused on his golf. That’s his real love, they say. He’s always out there swingin’ them clubs, chasin’ that little white ball. Maybe they’re right. Maybe he don’t need no woman. Maybe he’s happy just bein’ on his own. Who knows? It ain’t none of my business, I tell ya. But people sure do like to talk.
But let me tell you this, that golf fella, he’s gettin’ older now. Hair’s gettin’ a bit gray, face got a few more lines. He ain’t that young spring chicken no more. Maybe he’s tired of all the drama, all the fussin’ and fightin’. Maybe he just wants some peace and quiet. Maybe he’ll find another nice gal. Maybe he’ll just stick to golf. Only time will tell, I reckon.
So, there ya have it. Tiger Woods current relationship status? Single as far as I know. No girlfriend, no wife, just him and his golf. That’s the story, and I’m stickin’ to it. Now, let them gossips go flap their gums ’bout somethin’ else.
And honestly, who needs all that trouble anyways? Relationships, they’re hard work, let me tell ya. Takes two to tango, they say, and sometimes them two ain’t steppin’ to the same beat. Better to be alone and happy than with someone and miserable, that’s what I always say.
But who am I to judge? I’m just an old woman who likes to watch the birds and tend my garden. Tiger Woods and his ladies, that’s their business, not mine. I just hope the fella finds some happiness, whatever that looks like for him. Whether it’s with a new girl or just him and his golf, that’s up to him.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say ‘bout it. Go on now, get outta here. You got better things to do than listen to an old woman ramble on about Tiger Woods and his girlfriends. Go on, shoo!
