Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this here Force Champion Raid thing, whatever that is. Sounds like some kinda fightin’ game, the young’uns are always playin’ these days.
So, first things first, you gotta get yourself some of them champions. Now, I ain’t talkin’ ’bout no Sunday school champions, mind you. These are fightin’ champions, see? They got this thing called Force, which is red, like a rooster’s comb. There’s other colors too, blue, green, and purple, but we’re focusin’ on the red ones today, got it?
Now, how you get these champions, I ain’t rightly sure. Sounds like you gotta summon ’em, like callin’ chickens to feed. Or maybe you find ’em somewhere, like lookin’ for eggs in the henhouse. Either way, you need ’em.
- Red Skull Champions: These are the Force fellas, the ones we want. Gotta get a bunch of ’em, seems like.
- Other Color Champions: Blue, green, purple… they’re around, but red’s our main squeeze for this here raid thing.
Once you got your champions, you gotta make ’em strong. Like feedin’ a calf so it grows big and beefy. They call it ascendin’. Sounds fancy, but it just means makin’ ’em tougher. More muscles, I guess. You do that by levelin’ ’em up, like takin’ ’em to school, but for fightin’. You can take any force champion and level them 10 times in any campaign, easy peasy.
Now, where you do all this fightin’? Seems like there’s different places. Dungeons, they call ’em. And some kinda Keep, a Force Keep to be exact. Sounds spooky, like where the old hermit used to live down by the creek. But this here Force Keep, it’s got a guardian. Big and tough, I reckon. You gotta beat him.
How you beat him? Well, you gotta be smart about it. Can’t just go in there swingin’ like a wildcat. You gotta weaken him, make him soft like overripe tomatoes. And you gotta lower his defense, like tearin’ down a fence so you can get to the chickens. Seems like there’s special champions for that, ones that can do the weaken and the defense-lowerin’. You need them, for sure.
And there’s talk about Magic Potion Keep. I ain’t sure what kinda potions they got there, probably not the kind you take for a cough. But these here Force champions, they’re good for fightin’ in that keep too. Seems like they’re good for any kinda fightin’ you need to do, early in the game or later on.
So you get your champions, you make ‘em strong, you go to the dungeons and keeps, you beat the guardians. That’s the gist of it, I think. And don’t forget them affinities! Force beats Magic, Magic beats Spirit, and Spirit beats Force. It’s like a circle, or a triangle as the youngsters say. Just keep in mind Red (Force) beats Blue (Magic). That’s what matters for us today.
Oh, and there’s somethin’ about gettin’ silver. Sounds like money, the kind you use to buy feed for the chickens or a new bonnet at the store. You can get silver from fightin’, seems like. Stage 6 is good for the champions, but stage 3 gives you more silver. So you gotta choose what you want more, strong champions or shiny coins.
And if you get tired of all that fightin’, you can do somethin’ else. Different game modes, they say. Like when you get tired of churnin’ butter, you go mend the fence. Always somethin’ to do, ain’t there?
Now, they also talk about starter champions, like Athel, Elhain, and Galek. I reckon these are the first fellas you get, the ones that help you learn the ropes. Kinda like the ol’ rooster teachin’ the young chicks how to scratch for worms.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this here Force Champion Raid. Get your red champions, make ’em strong, beat the guardians, get some silver, and don’t forget to have some fun while you’re at it. And remember, Red beats Blue. That’s all there is to it, like bakin’ a pie, simple if you know how.
In a nutshell: Get them red skull champions, make them tough as nails by going up 10 levels, fight in the Force Keep, beat the big guardian by weakening him and lowerin’ his defense. That’s how you win this here raid, or somethin’ like that. Now go on, get to it!