Alright, let’s talk about this WWE War Games 2024 thing. I heard folks yellin’ about it, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know, or what I think I know, anyways.
So, they got this War Games thing, sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. Two of ’em, they say. One for the fellas and one for the gals. Now, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, but from what I hear, it’s a big ol’ cage match. They get in there and they fight and fight, until somebody can’t get up no more, I reckon.
- First off, there’s the men’s match. Sounds like a real barn burner. You got Roman Reigns, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Sami Zayn and that loudmouth CM Punk all on one side.
- Then on the other side, you got Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa, Jacob Fatu and Bronson Reed. That’s a whole lotta names, ain’t it? Hard to keep track of ‘em all.
Now, they tell me this Fatu fella, he went and beat Jey Uso in a match. So, his team gets some kinda head start or somethin’. Seems kinda unfair if you ask me, but what do I know? I just watch these young fellas beat each other up.
Then there’s the women’s match. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? Gals gettin’ in there and scrappin’ just like the fellas. You got Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Nia Jax, Tiffany Stratton, and Candice LeRae on one team. Tough lookin’ bunch, I’ll give ‘em that.
And on the other side? Rhea Ripley and her crew. They didn’t say who all was on her team in this here thing I read, but they said she won. So, there ya go. Seems like these gals ain’t afraid of nothin’.
This War Games thing, it ain’t no ordinary match. They get in that cage, and they fight till somebody can’t fight no more. Pin ‘em or make ‘em give up, that’s the only way to win. Sounds brutal, don’t it? But I guess that’s what folks like to see.
Now, some fellas, they call ‘em experts, they’re pickin’ who they think is gonna win. But I tell ya, you never really know. Anything can happen in a fight. Especially one of these cage matches. Heck, one wrong move and it’s all over.
Folks are sayin’ this whole thing is happenin’ in Vancouver, at some place called the Rogers Arena. Never been there myself. Probably too fancy for me. But I bet those folks in Vancouver are gonna have a hoot watchin’ all this ruckus.
They got this fella, Roman Reigns, he’s a big deal, they say. And this CM Punk fella, he’s back after a long time. Caused quite a stir, from what I hear. Seems like everybody’s talkin’ about him. Then you got your Usos, Sami Zayn, all them fellas. It’s a whole lotta drama, I tell ya.
And don’t forget them gals! Rhea Ripley, Liv Morgan, Nia Jax… they’re tough as nails. They ain’t afraid to get in there and mix it up. It’s gonna be somethin’ to see, that’s for sure.
So, what’s my take on all this? Well, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon it’s gonna be a wild night. Lots of yellin’ and screamin’, and probably some folks gettin’ beat up real good. That’s what they pay to see, ain’t it?
I hear tell they had these War Games matches last year and the year before too. Seems like it’s becoming a regular thing. Guess folks like watchin’ people fight in a cage. To each their own, I say.
This whole Survivor Series thing, that’s what they call it, it’s a big deal for these wrestlin’ folks. They fight all year long, but this is different, I guess. It’s for bragging rights, or somethin’. And maybe a big ol’ belt, too. They like them belts, don’t they?
Anyway, that’s all I know about this WWE War Games 2024. If you wanna know more, you’ll have to ask somebody else. Or just watch it yourself. But be warned, it ain’t for the faint of heart. These folks, they get in there and they mean business. It’s gonna be a slobber knocker, like they say.
But that’s just my two cents. You take it or leave it. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard. Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about fightin’ made me hungry.
