Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Lots of folks been askin’, “Is Dricus Du Plessis gay?” You see it all over the place. That Dricus, he’s a strong fella, a fighter, you know? Big muscles and all that. He can throw a punch, I tell ya. That’s what folks are interested in.
I seen him on the TV, he’s always beatin’ up on somebody in that cage. They call it the UFC or somethin’. Seems rough to me. But hey, he’s makin’ a livin’, I guess. People like to see that, two fellas just goin’ at it.
But now they’re all curious about his… you know… who he likes. Dricus Du Plessis, that’s the name, always in the news. I seen this one article, says he’s 30 years old. Born on January 14, that makes him a Capricorn, I reckon. My grandson, he’s a Capricorn. Stubborn as a mule. This Dricus, he might be the same way, what with all that fightin’.
- He’s from a place called Welkom, South Africa.
- Sounds like he likes to fight, what with the judo and wrestling.
- He’s a big boy, ain’t he?
- People are talkin’.
This other thing I seen, it says he likes to keep his private life, well, private. Makes sense, I reckon. Nobody’s business who he’s sweet on. But folks are nosy, ain’t they? They always gotta know everything. And the internet, it’s just full of gossip. I don’t even know how to use it.
Dricus Du Plessis’s sexual orientation is none of my concern. I tell you one thing, he sure can fight. I seen him knock a fella clean out. Right there on the TV. I told my sister, I wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley. He looks like he could wrestle a bear.
This whole thing started, I read somewhere, ’cause of some other fighter. Chimaev, I think it was, talkin’ on that X Spaces thing. I don’t know what that is. Some kind of internet radio. He was talkin’ to another fella, Darren Till. Used to fight, too, that Darren. Now he’s just talkin’, I guess.
Anyways, this Dricus, he says he ain’t gay. Says he kissed his coach. And his friends. Well, maybe that’s just how they do things over there in, uh, where was it? South Africa. People kissin’ all over the place. I don’t know. Seems a little funny to me, but who am I to judge? My nephew, he kisses his dog right on the mouth. I think it’s strange, but it’s his dog.
Is Dricus Du Plessis gay or not? Who knows. Folks are always going to have questions, always trying to figure people out. That’s the way of the world. It ain’t my place to ask. It ain’t my business. I just watch the fights. They’re exciting.
This Dricus Du Plessis, he’s a good fighter. That’s all that matters, right? He’s good at what he does. He wins. He gets the better of those other fellas in the cage. That’s what people pay to see. And if a man is winning, people are going to speculate. People wonder about winners. They just do.
They say he’s an Afrikaner. Sounds like a tough word. Probably a tough fella. Started fightin’ when he was just a little tyke. Five years old, doin’ judo. Then wrestlin’ at twelve. Kickboxin’ at fourteen. Sounds like he ain’t never been afraid of a tussle.
Dricus Du Plessis gay rumors are all over the internet. It is just somethin’ people talk about these days. Used to be, you’d never hear about such things. Now it’s all anybody talks about.
I don’t know if it’s true or not. And honestly, I don’t much care. He’s a good fighter, and that’s all I need to know. He puts on a good show. That’s what matters, I think. That’s what folks should focus on. Not who he’s kissin’. Dricus Du Plessis, he’s a fighter, plain and simple.
