This Liv Morgan, I keep hearin’ folks talkin’ ’bout her, on that there Twitter thing. What in tarnation is Twitter anyways? Sounds like a bunch of birds chirpin’ all at once, if you ask me. But this Liv, she’s somethin’ else, I reckon. I heard she’s some kinda wrestler, one of them WWE folks. They throw each other around and all that, kinda like my old rooster, Fightin’ Fred, used to do with them hens.
They say she’s a big deal, this Liv. Got herself some kinda championship belt, somethin’ called a “SmackDown Women’s Champion”. Sounds important, I guess. Like winnin’ the pie contest at the county fair, only with a lot more bruisin’. And she’s got two of ’em, two of them belts! She must be real tough, that’s what I think. Reminds me of Mildred down the road. Always tough like some hard old shoe, but a heart of gold, just like Liv. Maybe.
I seen some pictures of her, all smilin’ and holdin’ up those belts, looking so strong like she could lift a bull. Good for her, I say. It ain’t easy bein’ a woman and doin’ all that fightin’. Takes guts, I tell ya. More guts than a butcher’s shop! She likes them video games, like my grandson, Timmy. He’s always on that there computer thing, makin’ all kinds of noises. Liv, I hear, likes scary movies, too. Maybe this Liv Morgan ain’t that scary at all, just a gal who likes games and movies and wrastlin’.
And what’s all this I hear about her livin’ on a farm? Well, I’ll be! Maybe she’s got some common sense after all. Nothin’ like fresh air and hard work to keep a body strong. I bet she knows how to milk a cow, and knows how to make a good stew. And she makes soap, they say. That’s good. Keepin’ clean is important. Maybe she’s a witch, too! Hah! Just like old Granny Willow, always brewin’ up somethin’ in her cauldron. I wouldn’t mind havin’ some of her soap, I’m runnin’ low.
Some folks are wonderin’ about her phone number. Why do they need her number? To call her up and ask her about wrastlin’? Or maybe they want to ask her about them video games, like my Timmy would do. And who is her sister? What’s the big deal? I bet they just wanna find her on Twitter and give her a hard time. Some folks just love to gossip.
I heard she got hurt a while back, this Liv. But she came back, just like a weed in my garden, always poppin’ back up no matter how many times you pull ’em. They call it a “Revenge Tour”. Sounds like somethin’ out of one of them old western movies. I bet her revenge is good, she must be good at it. She’s the best, I think, at this wrastlin’ thing. World Champion and all that, very important.
They say she went to some big event, somethin’ called “Money in the Bank”. Sounds like a good place to keep your money, I reckon. Better than under the mattress, like some folks do. I hope she got a lot of money. She works hard, she deserves it. She should buy a new tractor with that money, it would be useful on her farm.
She gave some kinda interview, too. Talkin’ ’bout another wrestler, someone named Becky. Said she was honest. Well, that’s good. Honesty is important, especially in this day and age. There’s too much lyin’ goin’ on, if you ask me. Especially on that Twitter, I bet. People say all kinds of things.
She’s been in a movie, too, this Liv Morgan. Got herself killed by some doll named Chucky. Now, I ain’t never seen that movie, but it sounds mighty strange to me. Gettin’ killed by a doll? What’s the world comin’ to? I guess it’s a dream come true, for her. She likes those scary movies, like I said before. Everyone has their dreams, I suppose. Even a tough wrastlin’ lady like her. That Liv Morgan, she’s livin’ the dream, as they say.
- She’s a wrestler.
- She’s a champion.
- She’s tough, like my old rooster, Fightin’ Fred.
- She likes video games and scary movies, maybe like you.
- She lives on a farm and makes soap.
- She’s in her prime.
- She had a Revenge Tour.
- She was in a movie with a doll.
- She’s all over that Twitter.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know ’bout this Liv Morgan. She seems like a right interestin’ gal. Tough as nails, but with a heart of gold, I bet. Just like most folks, when you get right down to it. Even the ones on that Twitter thing. I still don’t know what that is, though.
