Okay, let me tell you about these sun day red hats. They are all the rage, you see. My neighbor, she got one. Said it was fancy. I don’t know about fancy, but it sure is red!
These hats, they’re good for keeping the sun off your head. You know, when you’re out there working in the garden or just sitting on the porch. Sun can be a real bother, always in your eyes. These sun day red hats, they help with that. Protect your skin too, they say.
- Keeps the sun outta your eyes.
- Good for your skin.
- Comes in red. A real bright red.
Now, I saw some that were, what do they call it, “adjustable”. That means you can make ’em bigger or smaller. Fit any old head, I reckon. Some ain’t adjustable, though. Gotta get the right size, like shoes. They got small, medium, big. Even bigger than big! For them folks with the real big noggins.
They got all kinds, these hats. Bucket hats, that’s what they call some of ’em. Look like a little bucket upside down on your head. And some are made of straw. Like them baskets you see, but for your head. Keeps you cool, I guess. My neighbor she said, her hat has “Cypress Half Vent” and “Cypress Full Vent”. I don’t know what those fancy words are, I guess it is good.
Some of these sun day red hats, they got a wide brim. That’s the flat part that goes all around. Good for keeping the sun off your face and your neck. Keeps you from getting all red and burned. Sun can be mean, I tell ya. These hats, they help.
Now, they say these hats are good for playing that golf game. You know, the one where they hit the little white ball with a stick. I don’t play it myself, but I see them folks on the TV, they all wear hats. These sun day red hats, they say they’re good for that. “Modern golf style,” they call it. Whatever that means.
These hats, they ain’t just for the sun, though. They say you can wear ’em when it’s cold, too. Keep your head warm. Like a little blanket for your head. Makes sense, I suppose. Gotta keep warm when it’s chilly out.
And they say they got other stuff, too. Not just hats. Shirts, they call ’em “polos”. And pants. And fleece. Whatever fleece is. Sounds soft, though. All made for that golf game, I reckon. Or just for looking fancy, maybe.
I saw some pictures of these sun day red hats. They had women wearing them, too. They say they got the best sun hats for women. All different kinds. Some with ribbons, some with flowers. Makes ’em look all pretty, I guess. There are many hats, you can wear them to beach, or shopping. My neighbor told me that those hats are good, especially for technical use. What is technical use? I don’t know. I am not a stylist or a dermatologist. I know nothing about those, just an old lady.
- Hats for women, too.
- Some with ribbons and flowers.
- Good for the sun, good for the cold.
And they got other things for the beach, not just hats. Dresses, they call ’em “sun dresses”. And “coverups”. I guess that’s for when you’re swimming. And bags, big bags to carry all your stuff. Towels and such. Everything you need for a day at the beach.
These sun day red hats, they seem to be a big deal. Everyone’s wearing them. Keeps the sun off, keeps you warm, makes you look fancy. What more could you want in a hat, I ask ya? Might have to get me one of them myself. See what all the fuss is about. If you want to buy a hat, you need to pay attention to the stitching, it is important, I heard.
I saw a lady wearing a red hat the other day, she said it is a very popular hat. It is sun day red hat. She told me, wearing this hat, she can own every moment. I don’t know what that mean, I am just an old lady, but that sounds good.
And these hats are performance-ready. What is that? I asked my neighbor. She told me it is about the fabrics. I don’t know about fabrics, I only know these sun day red hats are good. You should buy one.
