That CM Punk, he’s somethin’ else, ain’t he? Heard he went back to that WWE thing, that wrestlin’ show. Last year, they said. Left everyone with their mouths hangin’ open, like a bunch of fish outta water. That Survivor Series, it was. He’s from Chicago, that fella. Seems like he’s changed his ways some, though. Not like before. Good for him, I reckon.
Now, they’re sayin’ he might get his wish, this CM Punk. To be the big shot at WrestleMania 41. The main event, they call it. Sounds important. Imagine that. A big deal, like the county fair, but with more muscles and yellin’. It will be next year. Not so far, I think. Time is fast.
They want him on all them posters and such, for WrestleMania 41. Like those shiny pictures they put up at the grocery store. Big plans, they got for him. Heard someone call him “The Best in the…” somethin’ or other. Can’t rightly recall. Maybe he is. He sure can wrestle good, like a bear in a beehive.
He was fightin’ with that McIntyre fella this year. Real heated, like two roosters in a pen. Now, they say he’s gonna go up against that Rollins fella. On that RAW show. On that Netflix thing. That new electric TV, you know. Fancy stuff.
- CM Punk, WWE, yeah, he’s back.
- WrestleMania 41, that’s the big one, they say.
- He might be the main event. Big shot.
- They want him on posters. Like a movie star.
- He fought McIntyre. Now it’s Rollins.
But what if he ain’t fightin’ that Roman Reigns fella at WrestleMania 41? That’s what they were sayin’ before. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the diner. They were all excited, like kids waitin’ for Santa Claus. CM Punk and Roman Reigns, two big names. Like when they had that big tractor pull down at the state fair. Everyone was talkin’ ’bout it for weeks. Some people say they will fight each other, but some say no. I don’t know.
Heard somethin’ ’bout this CM Punk and that championship thing. Some fella named WrestleVotes was talkin’ ’bout it. Backstage somethin’. Sounds like they see him with that big shiny belt. Like the one old man Johnson won for his prize-winnin’ hog. Big and sparkly. CM Punk with the championship. Well, I’ll be.
They said CM Punk and Roman Reigns were workin’ together. Got people all riled up, thinkin’ they might fight. Like when two bulls get loose in the pasture. You know somethin’s gonna happen. Some fella named Sean, he writes for that Fightful thing, he said somethin’ ’bout it. Don’t know if it’s true. These things is hard to know. Just wait and see.
Heard a rumor, they say CM Punk‘s gonna have a big match at WrestleMania 41. Big as a barn, they said. Important, like plantin’ season. If he doesn’t, well, I don’t know. Maybe he’ll just be there, wavin’ to the folks. Like the mayor at the Fourth of July parade. We can see him next year.
That Rollins fella, if he wins that World Heavyweight Championship, they say CM Punk might come back and win that Royal Rumble thing next year. In 2025, you know. That’s a lot of fightin’. Like a bunch of chickens fightin’ over a worm. Tough work, that wrestlin’. I think they are all strong.
I don’t know much about all this wrestlin’ stuff, but that CM Punk, he sure gets people talkin’. Like a fox in the henhouse, stirrin’ things up. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens at that WrestleMania 41. It will be a big show. I am sure. It’s gonna be somethin’, that’s for sure.
They say he’s good, that CM Punk. Maybe he is the best. Or maybe not. Who knows? He sure can wrestle. Maybe he will get his wish, be the big shot at Wrestlemania. Or maybe he won’t. We’ll see. I think CM Punk is a big name. That’s enough. And he is good at wrestle.
