Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Seth Rollins fella. I seen him on the TV, wrestlin’ and carryin’ on. He’s a big shot, I reckon. Now, I hear he’s gonna be in some movies. That’s what they’re sayin’, anyway. He was in a movie. I don’t know what movie, but he was in a movie.
They call him Seth “Freakin” Rollins. Sounds kinda silly to me, but what do I know? He’s got that long hair, jumps around like a jackrabbit. My old knees ache just watchin’ him. But I guess the young folks like that kinda thing. They say he’s a champion, this Seth Rollins. Won some big belt or somethin’. Good for him, I suppose. Everyone likes a winner. I heard he won the new World Heavyweight Championship, whatever that is.
Now, about these movies, they say he’s gonna be in one called “Captain America”. Sounds like a superhero movie, doesn’t it? I like those. They say he is in the movie. Seth Rollins movies, Captain America, they say it’s called “New World Order”. It caused quite a stir online. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. The young folks always talk about the internet, and how everything is online. I don’t understand it. I’d rather be out in my garden, tendin’ to my tomatoes. Those are real. Those are important.
But this Seth Rollins, he’s probably makin’ a pretty penny bein’ in these movies. Good for him. I hope he saves his money. You never know when you might need it. Life’s full of surprises, that’s for sure. You can be up one day and down the next. One day, you’re in a movie, the next day, you are not. It’s just how it is. You can’t control these things.
They say you can buy movie tickets in advance. Well, I reckon that’s somethin’ new. Back in my day, we just went to the picture show and bought a ticket. Didn’t have to plan ahead. But I guess times are changin’. Everything is changing. Even the movies are changing. They say you can find movie times, whatever that means. It’s all so different from my time. Everything was so simple back then. No complicated things, no internet.
I saw somethin’ about “Deadpool’s Premium Package”. What in the Sam Hill is that? Sounds kinda racy if you ask me. And somethin’ about “Official Best Friends Necklaces”. Kids these days. Back in my day, we didn’t need all these fancy things to be friends. We just were. We didn’t need necklaces. We had friendship. Real friendship.
This Seth Rollins, he’s on the Raw brand, whatever that means. He wrestles for WWE. Sounds like a bunch of letters to me. But I guess it’s a big deal. He’s a former champion, they say. A “Universal Champion”. Sounds mighty important. Must be somethin’ special to be a champion of the whole universe. I can’t even imagine. The universe is so big, so vast. I can’t comprehend it. I can’t be champion of it.
There is something called “The History of WWE: 50 Years of Sports Entertainment”. I don’t know what that means. But they say it is a documentary. You can trace the journey from smoke-filled arenas to sold-out stadiums with the legendary Superstars and Legends who blazed the trail. What does that mean? I don’t know. But it has something to do with Seth Rollins.
- Seth Rollins is a big deal, I guess.
- He’s gonna be in Seth Rollins movies.
- He’s a champion wrestler.
- He’s on somethin’ called Raw.
- He’s got a funny name, Seth “Freakin” Rollins.
Well, I don’t know much about all this, but it’s what I hear folks talkin’ about. This Seth Rollins and his movies. Maybe I’ll watch one sometime, see what all the fuss is about. But then again, maybe I’ll just stick to my garden. That’s where I’m happiest. That’s where I belong. I love the earth, the soil. It’s where I’m from. It’s where I’ll be when it’s all over.
Two nights later on Raw. What happened? I don’t know. I don’t know what happened two nights later. But that’s what they say. Two nights later on Raw.
I reckon this Seth Rollins is livin’ the high life now. Wrestlin’ and makin’ movies. Good for him. I hope he enjoys it. I hope he appreciates it. Life’s too short not to enjoy the good times. You have to enjoy it while it lasts. You have to seize the moment. It’s what I always say. You gotta make hay while the sun shines. That’s what my old mama used to say, God rest her soul. And she was right. She was always right.
