Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Coco Gauff girl, the one they’re all yappin’ about on TV. Seems like she’s always playin’ tennis somewhere. So, you wanna know where to watch her next match, huh? Well, hold your horses, I’ll tell ya what I know.
First off, they say she’s gonna be on somethin’ called ESPN. You know, that sports channel. If you got that, you’re probably good to go. And if you don’t have that… well, I dunno, maybe your neighbor does? Go knock on their door, they might let ya watch. People used to do that all the time back in my day, but these youngsters these days they just stare at their phones.
Then there’s these other things, Fubo, Hulu with Live TV, and YouTube TV. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They say you can watch her matches on those too. But I ain’t got no clue how they work. My grandkid tries to explain it to me, somethin’ ‘bout the internet and streamin’. Sounds like a load of hogwash if you ask me. But if you’re young and know about these things, you can probably figure it out. They say it’s easy, like clickin’ a button or somethin’.
Now, where’s she gonna be playin’? They say somethin’ about Arthur Ashe Stadium. Sounds big, like one of them fancy places in the city. I bet it’s got comfy seats, unlike my old rickety chair here. They also say she was in the Paris Olympics, that’s a long ways away across the big pond, I hear that was on Fubo too.
- So, first thing’s first, check ESPN. That’s the easiest one, I reckon.
- If that don’t work, try them streamin’ things, Fubo or Hulu with Live TV, or that YouTube TV thingamajig. Good luck with that, you’ll probably need it, all them buttons and whatnot.
- And remember, she’s playin’ at Arthur Ashe Stadium, so if you’re lucky enough to be there, well, you don’t need no TV, do ya? Just use your own two eyes. But you better bring a cushion, those seats can be hard on an old lady’s behind. Not that I’m goin’ or anything, mind you. I’d rather watch my soaps.
This Coco girl, she’s makin’ a lot of money, they say. Millions! Can you believe it? All that money just for hittin’ a little yellow ball around. They said in some magazine that she’s worth millions and millions, good for her I say. I worked my fingers to the bone my whole life and never saw that kinda money. And she’s young too, just a baby compared to me. Born in 2004 they say, I got shoes older than that. They say she’s from Florida, that’s where all them fancy folks live, with their beaches and their sunshine. Must be nice. She even got a boyfriend, but nobody knows who he is, secretive little thing ain’t she. Guess she’s too busy playin’ tennis to be showin’ him off.
Anyway, that’s about all I know about this Coco Gauff and her next match. Hope it helps ya find it on TV, or on that internet thingy, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, don’t spend too much time starin’ at that screen. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to your neighbors. That’s what I always say. And if you see Coco, tell her I said hello. Not that she’d know who I am, but still.
They say she might be playing against someone called Maria, or another one named Svitolina. Sounds foreign, don’t it? I don’t know much about them, but I bet they’re good, otherwise they wouldn’t be playin’ against Coco. It’s always excitin’ to watch these young folks competin’, even if I don’t always understand the rules. As long as they’re havin’ fun, that’s all that matters.
And they say she was on somethin’ called The Wonderful World of Disney, playin’ Coco. Now that’s somethin’ I know about. Used to watch them cartoons with my kids when they were little. Seems like this Coco girl is everywhere these days. Good for her, I say. She’s makin’ a name for herself. And she’s makin’ a whole lotta money doin’ it. More money than I ever dreamed of, even when I was young and full of foolish dreams myself. But money ain’t everything, you know. Health and happiness, that’s what really matters. But I wouldn’t mind a little bit of Coco’s money, just enough to fix my leaky roof and maybe buy myself a new rocking chair. One that doesn’t squeak every time I move.
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