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Alright, let’s get down to business and talk about this Andraya Carter, you know, the one they say is on TV. Folks keep askin’, who’s she hitched to? Well, I ain’t got nothin’ better to do, so I dug around a bit, and lemme tell ya what I found.
Andraya Carter, who’s this gal anyway?
First things first, before we get to the marryin’ part, gotta know who we’re talkin’ about. This Andraya, she’s a talkin’ head on the TV, you know, one of them folks who yap about sports. Basketball and football, mostly college stuff, they say. Born in ’93, which makes her… let’s see… younger than my prize-winning rooster, that’s for sure. Apparently, she was a real whiz at basketball back in her high school days, down in Georgia somewhere. But that ain’t what folks are buzzin’ about now, are they?
So, who did she go and get hitched to?
Okay, okay, here’s the juicy part. Andraya, she tied the knot with a lady named Bre Austin. Yep, you heard that right, it’s a gal marryin’ a gal. Times sure are changin’, ain’t they? Back in my day, a hen was a hen and a rooster was a rooster, but I ain’t here to judge. Live and let live, I always say.
What’s this Bre Austin do, you ask?
- Well, she ain’t no basketball player, that’s for sure.
- Bre, she’s one of them folks who makes ladies look pretty.
- A makeup artist and a hair fixer-upper, they call it.
- You know, the kind that puts all that war paint on ’em and makes their hair stand up like a rooster’s comb.
Sounds like a decent enough livin’, I reckon. Better than haulin’ hay bales all day, that’s for certain.
How long have they been hitched?
Now, the story goes that these two gals, Andraya and Bre, they been hitched since 2019. That’s been a spell, ain’t it? Seems like yesterday I was milkin’ the cows, and now it’s already…well, a long time. They say they were friends first, which is probably a good thing. You gotta know someone before you go and get yourself hitched to ’em, that’s what my old pappy used to say.
What about Andraya’s job and all that TV stuff?
Like I said before, Andraya, she’s on the TV talkin’ about sports. ESPN and SEC Network, whatever that is. Sounds fancy. She probably makes a good livin’, enough to keep Bre in makeup brushes and hairspray, I’d wager. I ain’t never watched her on TV myself, too busy watchin’ the chickens and makin’ sure the foxes don’t get ’em. But folks seem to like her, so she must be doin’ somethin’ right.
So, there you have it, the whole kit and caboodle.
Andraya Carter is married to Bre Austin, a makeup artist and hairstylist. They been hitched since 2019, and Andraya makes a livin’ yappin’ about sports on TV. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my rhubarb pie. Don’t want it to burn, you know. And that’s all I gotta say about that.
More details about Andraya Carter’s career, just in case you need to know.
Folks keep askin’ about this Andraya Carter, so I figured I’d dig up a little more about what she does for a livin’. Besides bein’ hitched to that Bre gal, of course. Turns out, this Andraya ain’t just any ol’ talkin’ head on the TV. She’s got some smarts and some experience, especially when it comes to sports.
Andraya started shinin’ early, they say.
Back when she was just a young’un in high school, down there in Buford, Georgia, Andraya was a real basketball whiz. Folks say she was a gifted player, one of them that could dribble the ball like nobody’s business and shoot hoops like she was born doin’ it. Now, I ain’t never seen her play, but from what I hear, she was somethin’ special. All that runnin’ and jumpin’ and throwin’ the ball around… Lord, it makes my knees ache just thinkin’ about it.
From playin’ to talkin’, that’s how it went.
After her playin’ days were done, seems Andraya decided to use her smarts and her love of the game to get herself a job on the TV. That’s where she landed a gig as an analyst and reporter for ESPN and the SEC Network. Now, I ain’t got a clue what all that means, but it sounds fancy. Basically, she tells folks about college basketball and football games. You know, who’s winnin’, who’s losin’, who’s playin’ good, who’s playin’ bad… that kind of stuff. She probably knows more about those games than a rooster knows about crowin’ at sunrise.
ESPN and SEC Network, big-time stuff, I reckon.
Being on TV, especially on channels like ESPN and the SEC Network, that’s a pretty big deal, from what I gather. Millions of folks watchin’ you, listenin’ to what you gotta say. That’s a lot of pressure, if you ask me. I’d rather be out in the garden tendin’ to my tomatoes than havin’ all them eyes on me. But Andraya, she seems to handle it just fine. She talks smooth and confident, like she knows what she’s talkin’ about. And I guess she does, seein’ as how she used to play the game herself.
So, Andraya’s doin’ alright for herself, wouldn’t you say?
All in all, it seems like Andraya Carter’s doin’ pretty well for herself. She got a good job, a wife who makes her look pretty, and probably a nice house with a yard big enough for a few chickens. Not bad for a gal from Georgia who used to be good at throwin’ a ball around. And that’s the long and short of it. Now, if you don’t mind, I gotta go feed them chickens. They gettin’ mighty restless, and a hungry chicken is a noisy chicken, let me tell ya.
Tags: [Andraya Carter, Bre Austin, Marriage, ESPN, SEC Network, College Basketball, College Football, Analyst, Reporter, Sports]