Well, lemme tell ya, this here football thing, it’s a real head-scratcher sometimes. Gotta pick the right fellas, ya know? This week, got this Demarcus Robinson fella and this Noah Brown boy. Which one to pick, which one to pick? It’s tougher than chewin’ on old jerky, I tell ya what.
That Demarcus Robinson, heard he did alright last week. That other fella, Noah Brown, he was hurt. Something about his kidney, poor thing. When a fella’s hurt, you gotta be careful. But when they’re back, they sometimes come back strong, like a bull after you poke it with a stick. So, you never know. Still, gotta be careful with the hurt ones.
I heard some fancy folks talkin’, they got all these numbers and such. Sayin’ this one’s better than that one. Demarcus Robinson, they say he caught some passes. Noah Brown, well, he didn’t do much cause he was hurt. But like I said, ya never know! Gotta look at all them fancy numbers, I guess. Me, I just go with my gut. And my gut’s bigger than a prize-winnin’ pumpkin, so I reckon it knows somethin’!
Now, these experts, they got all kinds of advice. They say “start ’em” or “sit ’em.” Like it’s that easy! They talk about “Week 15” and “Week 16” like I know what that means. I just know when it’s time to plant taters and when it’s time to harvest ’em. Football’s a whole different kinda plantin’ and harvestin’, I reckon.
- Gotta pick the right players.
- Demarcus Robinson did good last week.
- Noah Brown was hurt, but might be good now.
- Experts got numbers, but my gut is big too!
They say this Demarcus Robinson fella, he’s a “wide receiver.” Sounds like he’s good at catchin’ things. Like catchin’ chickens when they get loose. That takes some skill, let me tell you. And this Noah Brown, he’s a “wide receiver” too. Two fellas doin’ the same thing, just like me and my neighbor, Bertha, both tryin’ to bake the best apple pie. It’s a competition, that’s for sure!
Some folks are talkin’ about this other fella, Rhamondre Stevenson, and another one called DeVonta Smith. Don’t know much about them. It’s like trying to keep track of all the cows in the field. There’s just so many! This here Demarcus Robinson and Noah Brown, that’s enough for me to worry about right now.
They say you gotta “set your lineup.” Like settin’ the table for supper. Gotta have the right plates and forks. Gotta have the right players in the right spots, I reckon. It’s all a big puzzle, ain’t it? Just trying to make sure everything is placed right.
This “fantasy football” thing, it’s like tendin’ a garden. Gotta pick the right seeds, gotta water ’em, gotta keep the weeds out. And sometimes, no matter how hard you work, a darn squirrel comes along and steals your best tomato! That’s just the way it goes, I guess. Can be like that with Demarcus Robinson and Noah Brown. One might do good and the other might not do a thing.
- “Wide receiver” means they catch good, I think.
- Lots of players, hard to keep track of ’em all.
- Gotta “set your lineup” just right.
- This is like tendin’ a garden, gotta work hard!
Well, I’ve been thinkin’ and thinkin’ about this Demarcus Robinson or Noah Brown situation. It’s like pickin’ between two different kinds of beans. Both are good, but one might be a little better this week than the other. That Demarcus Robinson, he seems like a strong choice. He’s been doin’ good. That Noah Brown, he might be good too, but he was hurt. Gotta think about that. Maybe Demarcus Robinson is better this time.
I remember one time, I had to choose between two different roosters for the henhouse. One was big and strong, the other one was a little smaller but he had a real fire in his belly. I went with the big one, and you know what? He was lazy! The smaller one would have been better. So maybe, just maybe, that Noah Brown fella, even though he was hurt, he might have that fire. It’s a tough call.
These experts, they look at all the numbers. They talk about “yards” and “catches” and “shares”. It’s like tryin’ to count all the stars in the sky. Too many for this old gal to keep track of. But I guess those numbers mean somethin’. They say Demarcus Robinson had a good “share” last week. Like sharin’ a pie, I suppose. He got a big piece of the pie.
- Demarcus Robinson seems like a good choice.
- But Noah Brown might have that fire!
- Experts look at numbers, like countin’ stars.
- Demarcus Robinson got a big “share” last week.
This whole thing, it’s givin’ me a headache worse than the time I ate too much pickled okra. Demarcus Robinson or Noah Brown, Noah Brown or Demarcus Robinson. Gotta make a decision. Gotta go with my gut. And my gut is tellin’ me… Demarcus Robinson. Yep, that’s the one. He’s been doin’ good, and that Noah Brown, well, he might need another week to get his strength back. That’s my final answer!
