Okay, so the title of my little project today was “jenny shin married.” Sounds simple, right? Wrong. It turned into a whole thing. But hey, that’s what makes these deep dives fun, isn’t it?
First, I tried to figure out who this Jenny Shin is. Turns out, there are a few of them out there. There’s the golfer, the artist, and probably a bunch more. But none of them seemed to be particularly interesting in the marriage department. No juicy gossip, no wedding announcements, nothing. So, I decided to focus on the concept of marriage itself. Because why not?
I started digging into what marriage means to different people. I read some stuff about how some folks think someone never married after a big loss, like this Mikasa character after Eren’s death. That’s heavy stuff. Then there was something about someone named 2B and 9S, and a whole lot of drama about clones and killing and crying. Man, that rabbit hole got dark fast. Reminded me a bit of that Sumit guy from 90 Day Fiance who confessed to being married. Yikes.
- Looked up some weird stuff about a code called “Gematria.”
- Found a phrase that someone had decoded: “if 2bi 2bhad 2bthe 2btruth 2c 2bid 2bcome 2bup 2bwith 2bmy 2bown 2bsolution.” What does that even mean?
- Read up on something called “Purgatory.” I guess marriage can feel like that sometimes, huh?
I even stumbled upon some actress named Crystal Bernard. She’s apparently dated some producer guy. It was all kind of related to relationships and marriage, see? It’s all very tangential, people. Just go with it. Then there was this whole thing about a town called Fucking in Austria. I don’t even want to know. Also I found that 9S guy again. He learns some truth about something called E-types. All these different directions, you see how my brain works? It’s a wild place in here.
So, did I figure out if Jenny Shin is married? Nope. But I learned a whole lot about other random stuff. And that’s kind of the point, isn’t it? The journey is the destination, or something like that. Or maybe I just like getting lost in these weird internet mazes. Either way, it was an experience.
Anyway, that’s it for this little adventure. Hope you enjoyed the ride. Or at least got a chuckle out of my rambling.