Everything you need to know about the amazing Suzanne Hannemann

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Suzanne Hannemann. I heard she’s hitched to that golf fella, Fred Couples. Fred Couples, yeah, that’s the name. He’s been swingin’ them clubs for a good long while, on that PGA Tour thingamajig.

Now, Suzanne, she ain’t no spring chicken, but Fred, he’s got a few more years on her. He’s 63, they say, and she’s 49. That’s a 14-year difference, if my countin’ is right. They got hitched not too long ago, February 2022, I think it was. A fancy weddin’, I reckon.

Suzanne, they call her a VIP partner, whatever that means. Sounds important, though. She’s American, like Fred. And they say she’s his wife, and somethin’ called a “mistress” too? Lordy, I don’t know ’bout these fancy city folks and their ways. But a wife’s a wife, that’s all I know.

They got married in 2022.
He’s a golfer, a famous one.
She’s younger than him, by a fair bit.

Now, from what I hear, they ain’t got no little ones runnin’ around. No kids, not yet anyways. Maybe they’re too busy, him with his golfin’ and her with her… well, whatever it is VIP partners do. Maybe they just ain’t wantin’ kids. That’s their business, not mine.

He’s a real good golfer, that Fred. Been playin’ for ages, they say. On TV and all. I seen him on the TV once, hittin’ that little white ball. Looked like hard work to me. But he must be doin’ somethin’ right, bein’ famous and all.

Suzanne, I don’t know much about her, ‘cept she’s his wife. They seem happy enough, from what I seen in them pictures. Smilin’ and holdin’ hands. That’s good, I say. Happiness is important, even for them fancy folks.

You know, it’s funny how things work out. A golf fella and a… a VIP partner. Who’d a thunk it? But love, well, it don’t care ’bout age or what you do for a livin’. It just happens, like a weed growin’ in the garden. You can’t stop it.

I heard they had a nice ceremony, that weddin’ of theirs. Probably all fancy with flowers and fancy food. I bet she wore a pretty white dress. All brides wear white, don’t they? Or most of ’em, anyways. And Fred, he probably wore one of them suit thingamajigs. He cleans up nice, that Fred. Seen him in pictures.

So, yeah, that’s Suzanne Hannemann for ya. Wife of a golfer, a bit younger than him, and no kids. Livin’ the high life, I guess. Good for them, I say. Everyone deserves a bit of happiness, even if they are a little bit… different from us regular folk.

I don’t know what else to tell ya ’bout her. She ain’t from around here, that’s for sure. But she seems nice enough, from what I can tell. And she makes Fred happy, and that’s what matters, ain’t it? A happy husband is a good husband, that’s what my mama always said. And that’s true for women too, I reckon.

So, there ya have it. All I know ’bout Suzanne Hannemann and Fred Couples. A golfin’ love story, if you will. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.