Alright, so you wanna know about Fred Hoiberg’s kids, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I don’t know these fancy folks personally, but I heard some things around the neighborhood. You know how it is, gossip spreads faster than a wildfire in dry grass.
First off, Fred, he’s a big shot basketball coach, or so they say. I ain’t never watched a game myself, too busy with my own chores, you know? But folks seem to think he’s a big deal. Fred Hoiberg, they call him “The Mayor,” can you believe that? Must be a real important fella. I heard he played ball too, back in the day. Guess that’s how he got to be a coach. Seems like a decent enough man, from what I hear.
Now, about them kids. They say he’s got a wife, Carol Hoiberg. A “delightful wife,” they say. Well, I hope she is delightful, for his sake. Happy wife, happy life, that’s what my old man used to say. Anyways, they got kids together. That’s what folks do, get married and have kids. Nothing new there.
- One of ‘em is named Sam. That much I know for sure.
- Heard he played some basketball too, just like his pa.
- Seems like he liked golf too, for a while. Kids these days, always changing their minds.
- Went to some fancy high school, Pius X they call it, then went on to college. Good for him, getting an education. That’s important, you know? Even if it ain’t nothin’ but book learnin’.
I ain’t sure how many kids they got exactly. Some folks say two, some say three. It’s hard to keep track, you know? People talk so much, you never know what’s true and what’s just made up. But Sam, he’s the one I hear about most. Guess he’s the one followin’ in his daddy’s footsteps, playin’ that basketball.
They say Sam played in high school for two years. Two years ain’t much, but I guess it’s enough to get noticed. Kids these days, they got it easy. Back in my day, you had to work hard for everything. Nothin’ was handed to ya on a silver platter. But I ain’t complainin’. Times change, I guess.
It’s kinda funny how things work out. Fred, he plays ball, becomes a coach. Then his kid, Sam, he plays ball too. Maybe one day, Sam will be a coach just like his daddy. Who knows? Life’s full of surprises, that’s for sure. One minute you’re knee-high to a grasshopper, the next you’re all grown up with kids of your own.
I don’t know much more about them Hoiberg kids. They probably live in some big fancy house, with all the fixin’s. Probably got more money than they know what to do with. But money ain’t everything, let me tell ya. It’s family that matters. And from what I hear, Fred and Carol, they got a good family. That’s somethin’ to be proud of, more than any basketball game or fancy title.
So that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. Fred Hoiberg, the coach, his wife Carol, and their kid, Sam. They seem like good folks, I guess. Wish ‘em all the best. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my garden. Them weeds ain’t gonna pull themselves, you know?
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about Fred Hoiberg and his kids. It ain’t much, but it’s honest. I ain’t one for makin’ up stories. I tell it like it is, even if it ain’t always pretty.
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