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Alright, so you wanna know about this Kisner fella, huh? Well, I’ll tell ya what I know, though I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’. Just a plain old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
Who is this Kisner anyway? Sounds like a name my grandpappy mighta known. From what I gathered, and mind you, I ain’t got all the fancy book learnin’, Kisner seems to be a golfer. Yep, one of them fellas that whacks a little white ball around a big ol’ field.
- He plays golf, that’s for sure.
- Seems like he’s been at it for a while now.
- Folks talk about him, so he must be pretty good, or maybe just pretty bad, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.
Now, I don’t know much about golf. To me, it just looks like a bunch of grown men chasin’ after a tiny ball. But I reckon it takes some skill. You gotta hit that ball just right, and I hear tell there’s a lot of walkin’ involved. My old bones wouldn’t like that much, I tell ya.
I heard some folks sayin’ Kisner’s had his ups and downs. That’s life, ain’t it? One day you’re hittin’ that ball straight and true, the next day it’s landin’ in the pond. Happens to the best of us, even if we ain’t swingin’ golf clubs. Maybe he’s had some bad luck, or maybe he just needs to practice more. I ain’t his mama, so I can’t tell him what to do.
Folks seem to get all riled up about these golfers and their tournaments. They cheer and they holler, and sometimes they even get mad. I guess it’s like watchin’ a horse race, only instead of horses, it’s fellas in funny pants hittin’ a ball. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge?
Is Kisner a winner? Well, that depends on who you ask, I reckon. Some folks say he’s won some things, some say he hasn’t won enough. It’s all a matter of perspective, ain’t it? In my book, if you get up in the mornin’ and do your best, you’re a winner. But these sports folks, they got different ideas, I guess.
I also heard some talk about Kisner’s personality. Some folks say he’s a nice fella, some say he’s a bit grumpy. Well, I ain’t met the man myself, so I can’t say for sure. But I reckon bein’ a golfer is a stressful job. All that pressure, all them folks watchin’ you. It’d make anyone a little grumpy now and then, I’d wager.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about this Kisner fella. He’s a golfer, he plays the game, and folks seem to have opinions about him. Just like everybody else in this world, I suppose. He ain’t no different than you or me, when you get right down to it. Just a fella tryin’ to make his way in the world, only he’s doin’ it with a golf club in his hand.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about golf has made me hungry. And I reckon Kisner’s probably hungry too, after all that ball-whackin’. Maybe he likes a good plate of fried chicken, just like the rest of us.
So, what’s the big deal about Kisner? Honestly, I don’t rightly know. He’s a person, he plays golf, and sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses. Sounds like a pretty normal life to me, even if it involves a lot more grass and little white balls than I’m used to.
Anyways, that’s my two cents. Take it or leave it. I ain’t no expert, just tellin’ it like I see it.
Tags: [Kisner, Golf, PGA Tour, Sports, Golfer, Athlete]
