Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them Yankees and them Pirates, see? Heard they been knockin’ heads lately, so...

Alright, let’s talk about this Besiktas prediction thing, you know, like who’s gonna win and all that. I ain’t no...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Aventurine fella, and which of his thingamajigs you should make better first. You know,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Sable girl from that wrestling show, you know, the WWE one. I don’t know...

Well now, let me tell ya, Troy Aikman, that big ol’ quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys, yeah, the one who...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Tiger fella. Folks keep askin’ ’bout his lovelife, always whisperin’ and gossiping like...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “ironmouse mousepad” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, so bear with me. Sounds...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Monopoly Go Fortune Countdown thing. Don’t rightly know what them fancy city...

Alright, let’s talk about them baseball referee getups, you know, what them fellas wear when they’re out there on the...

Alright, let’s talk about these nWo members. Don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I heard some things, seen some...