Alright, so y’all wanna know about this Cam Newton fella and how much money he’s got, huh? Well, lemme tell...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Jerome Ford. Should you start him? Well, that’s what everyone’s buzzin’ about, ain’t...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Travis Scott fella and his Germany shows. My grandkids, they keep talkin’ about...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… “gfl tier list,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Bryson fella, Bryson Dee-sham-bo, or however you say it. Folks are always curious...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cody fella, Cody Rhodes, that’s his name. Folks keep askin’ how much stuff he’s got,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Caleb Williams fella. Heard he signed somethin’ with them Chicago Bears. Big...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this fella, Gilbert Burns. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout no “fat lesbian” thing, sounds like...

Alright, let’s talk about this Lilia Schneider gal, eh? Folks keep buzzin’ ’bout her, so I figured I’d piece together...

Alright, let’s talk about this Coco Gauff, the tennis girl. Folks keep askin’ me where to watch her next match,...