Look here, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout somethin’ I heard about the golf thingy, Masters somethin’ somethin’, in 2023. They kept talkin’ ’bout “pars,” like them birds you see in the park. Only these pars ain’t birds, they’re somethin’ in golf. Don’t ask me, I don’t play no golf!
Anyway, these fellas, they was hittin’ them balls all over the place, tryin’ to get them pars. Now, I heard they was countin’ up all these pars, and guess what? They got a whole mess of ’em! I’m talkin’ 3029 pars! Can ya believe it? That’s a heap of somethin’, ain’t it?
So, how’d they get so many of them pars? Well, they had a bunch of these golf fellas, 93 of ’em, playin’ rounds. And each hole, they tried to get this par thing. Over four days, they racked up a big ol’ number of pars. It’s like countin’ chickens, I tell ya, only with these golf holes.
- First off, lots of fellas playin’. More fellas, more chances to get them pars.
- Second, they play a whole bunch of holes. More holes, more chances again. Simple as pie.
They say somethin’ ’bout a golf course, 18 holes, par 72. Sounds fancy, but it just means they got lots of chances to hit them balls and get them pars. And they was doin’ it over and over. Swing, hit, get a par… maybe.
I heard some fellas got these “holes-in-one” things. Now, that sounds like a good thing, right? But they was only five of them. Not many compared to all them pars. It’s like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, them holes-in-one.
All in all, them golfers was busy. They was hittin’ and countin’ and gettin’ all them pars. And that number, 3029, that’s a big one. Shows ya how much they was workin’ at it. Like diggin’ a ditch, they just kept at it until they got a whole lot of them pars.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but from what I gather, gettin’ a par is good. And them fellas got a whole lotta good goin’ on in that Masters thing. More pars, better play, I reckon. It’s like bakin’ a cake; more good ingredients, better the cake.
They say the average score was 73.52. Now, what that means, I ain’t sure. But it sounds like a number they was payin’ attention to. Probably tells ’em somethin’ ’bout how good they was doin’ with them pars and such. Numbers, numbers, always with the numbers.
So, there ya have it. A whole bunch of pars in the 2023 Masters. Enough to make your head spin, like a dog chasin’ its tail. But it seems them golf fellas like it that way. Pars and holes and scores… It’s their thing, I guess.
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