Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this WWE Speed thing everyone’s talkin’ about. I heard folks askin’, “where to watch WWE Speed?” It ain’t on the regular TV, no siree. You gotta go on that X thing, what used to be called Twitter. That’s the only place you gonna find it, I reckon.
This here WWE Speed, it’s wrestlin’, but it’s like, quick wrestlin’. They go at it, bang bang, and it’s over before you can even blink. Five minutes, they say. Five minutes! Back in my day, a good wrassle took a while. But this WWE Speed is fast. Real fast.
They started this WWE Speed thing not too long ago. April 3rd, 2024, I think it was. Sounds like a bunch of numbers to me. But you can watch it now, if you got that X thing. They say it is a “streaming television program,” whatever that means. It just means you watch it on that computer thing, not on your regular TV with the rabbit ears.
Now, I ain’t too good with these newfangled things. But I heard you gotta get yourself on that X place. You know, where all them young folks are yappin’ all day long. Once you’re on there, you just gotta find that WWE Speed. They say it is “exclusive” to X. That means you ain’t gonna find it nowhere else.
These fellas, they sure do move quick in this WWE Speed. It ain’t like the old days. But I guess times change. If you like watchin’ folks throw each other around and you ain’t got much time, then this WWE Speed might be just the ticket.
- First, get on that X thingy.
- Second, look for WWE Speed.
- Third, watch them boys wrestle real fast.
I heard they got a deal, a two-year deal they call it, with that X place. So you gonna be seein’ this WWE Speed on there for a while, I reckon. It’s a whole new world, ain’t it? Wrestlin’ on the computer. Who woulda thunk it?
Now, if you want to see other wrestling, not this fast stuff, there is that Netflix thing too, but not yet. They say in 2025. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but I hear it’s coming. This WWE Speed is different. It is short and sweet, like a quick cup of coffee.
So there you have it. If you wanna watch this WWE Speed, you gotta get on that X thingamajig. And don’t be lookin’ for it on your regular TV, ’cause you ain’t gonna find it there. It’s all new and different, this WWE Speed.
Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy computers or nothin’. We just had the regular TV. And the wrestlin’ wasn’t so quick. But I guess things change. You young folks and your WWE Speed. Just make sure you don’t spend all day on that computer. Go outside and get some fresh air once in a while, you hear?
They say it’s a “weekly series.” That means it comes on every week. So you can watch them boys go at it every week on that X thing. If you like that sort of thing. It’s all about the WWE Speed, these days. That’s what everyone’s talkin’ about.
This whole WWE Speed thing is all about fast, you see? Fast matches. Fast everything. It is like they are in a hurry to get somewhere. I don’t know where they’re going in such a hurry. Maybe they got some chores to do.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this WWE Speed. Just remember, it’s on X, and it’s fast. And if you want something else, you gotta wait for that Netflix thing. But this WWE Speed, it’s here now, and it’s only on X, that Twitter thing.
