Alright, alright, let’s gab about this fella, Adin Ross, and how tall he is. You know, these young’uns on the internet, they make a big fuss about the silliest things. Like how tall someone is? Lord have mercy, back in my day, we worried about gettin’ the crops in, not how many feet and inches some streamer boy was!
But fine, let’s play along. I heard some folks sayin’ he’s taller than he looks on them videos. You know, the ones where he’s yellin’ at the screen and playin’ them video games. Others swear he’s a shorty. Some even whisperin’ he wears special shoes to make himself look big and tall, like a rooster struttin’ around the hen house. Can you believe that? Special shoes! What will they think of next?
- Some say he’s taller in real life.
- Some say he’s shorter than a fence post.
- Some say them shoes ain’t what they seem.
Now, I ain’t met this Adin Ross fella myself, but I did some snoopin’ around, you know, askin’ the neighbor’s kid who’s always glued to that phone. He told me, this Adin Ross, he’s supposed to be about 5 foot 9 inches tall. That’s… let me think… about as tall as my corn stalks after a good rain, I reckon. Or maybe a bit shorter than my old man was, bless his soul. He was a tall one, he was.
They also told me he’s from some place called Boca Raton, Florida. Florida! That’s where all them fancy folks go, with their beaches and their… things. I ain’t never been south of Georgia myself. Too hot for my liking. And this Adin fella, he’s only 23 years old! Just a baby, barely out of diapers, and already makin’ all this fuss on the internet. Kids these days, I tell ya.
This internet fella is apparently famous for his “gaming videos” and “live streams”. My grandson, the one with the pimples, watches him all the time, hollerin’ at the TV like a fool. Kids these days, never seen the likes of it. Gaming videos? Back in my day, gaming was chasin’ chickens around the yard! And live streams? The only live stream I knew was the creek after a thunderstorm!
Anyways, some folks are sayin’ Adin Ross is taller than another gamer fella named Shroud. Now, I ain’t got a clue who this Shroud is, sounds like somethin’ you’d wrap a dead body in if you ask me. But apparently, it’s important to these internet people to know who’s taller and who’s shorter. Seems like a waste of time to me, but then again, I’m just an old woman who prefers a good cup of coffee and a sunrise to all this screen nonsense.
Now, about that height thing again… one fella even said Adin is “5 foot one and a half”. Well, which is it? 5 foot 9, or 5 foot one and a half? Seems like nobody can agree on nothin’ these days. Maybe he shrinks and grows like a weed, dependin’ on the weather, or how many folks are watchin’ him online. Who knows? Like I said, it ain’t somethin’ I lose sleep over.
So, there you have it. The lowdown on Adin Ross’s height, as best as this old woman can figure it out. He’s either 5 foot 9, or 5 foot one and a half, or maybe he wears magic shoes. Take your pick, ’cause it don’t matter much to me. What matters is that you’re a good person, kind to others, and you don’t spend all your time starin’ at that darn screen. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some tomatoes to can. Them ain’t gonna can themselves, you know.
And that’s all I have to say about Adin Ross and his height. Honestly, young people these days worry about the strangest things.
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