That Wyatt Sicks, oh boy, they sure are somethin’ else in that WWE. I seen ’em on the TV, all spooky-like. Reminds me of that old haunted house down by the creek when I was a young’un. Scared the pants off me then, and these Wyatt folks, they kinda do the same now.
They got this fella, Uncle Howdy, he’s leadin’ the whole pack. Heard tell he’s related to that Bray Wyatt fella, who used to scare folks somethin’ fierce. This Uncle Howdy, he’s got a whole bunch with him. There’s that Rowan fella, big as a barn door. And that Lumis, he’s a strange one, always starin’. Then there’s that Gacy boy, and Nikki Cross, she’s a wild one, that’s for sure. They call ’em the Wyatt Sicks, and they go up against that Chad Gable and his group. Lots of fightin’, I tell ya. They call Gable’s group American Made. They’re all tough too, with those Creed Brothers and Ivy Nile.
I heard someone sayin’ WWE didn’t know what to do with them Wyatt Sicks at first. Kept ’em off the TV for a spell. But now, they’re all over the place, causin’ trouble. They’re like a bad storm, you never know when they’re gonna hit. Makes for good watchin’, though, I gotta say.
- That Uncle Howdy, he’s the boss of the Wyatt Sicks.
- They say he’s Bray Wyatt’s brother, that Bo Dallas.
- The Wyatt Sicks are: Uncle Howdy, Rowan, Lumis, Gacy, and Nikki Cross.
- They fight with that American Made group a lot.
That Bray Wyatt, he was somethin’ else too. Remember when he came back to WWE? That was a while back, in 2022. He had that Uncle Howdy with him then, too. They were gonna have a whole group, I heard. Like those puppets he used to have, remember them? They called it the Wyatt 6, I think. It was all supposed to be these real-life versions of those Firefly Funhouse puppets. Never quite happened like that, did it? It is too bad. He was good at that spooky stuff.
He had that Wyatt Family, too. That was a long time ago. Luke Harper, Erick Rowan and that Braun Strowman. Big, scary fellas. Then he was The Fiend, remember that? Gave me the willies, I tell ya. He was with that Alexa Bliss then. She was a strange one, too. Always smilin’ that creepy smile. They were really popular. They made WWE a lot more interesting.
I seen these Wyatt Sicks fightin’ The Final Testament, too. And The Miz, he was in there too, I think. It was a big ol’ fight, eight fellas all goin’ at it. Hard to keep track of who was who, but it was a sight to see, I tell ya.
These Wyatt Sicks, they haven’t been fightin’ on TV much lately. Last time was against American Made in some kind of big street fight, long time ago. But they’re still around, I reckon. Like I said, you never know when they’re gonna pop up. It is all very mysterious. They like to keep people guessing.
I don’t know what WWE is gonna do with these Wyatt Sicks. They’re a handful, that’s for sure. But they sure are entertainin’. Like watchin’ a train wreck, you can’t look away. They are good at keeping everyone’s attention. WWE is very different than when I was young.
They’re like a bunch of stray dogs, these Wyatt Sicks. You don’t know if they’re gonna bite ya or lick your hand. But you better keep an eye on ’em, just in case. ‘Cause they’re always up to somethin’, that’s for sure. It is a good show. I like to watch them. They are always getting into trouble. It is a lot of fun to watch. I think they are one of the best things in WWE. I hope they stay around for a long time. They are my favorite.
