Well, let me tell ya, things in that wrestling world are gettin’ mighty strange. It’s all this talk about Nicky Cross and Uncle Howdy and some kinda Wyatt Sicks. I don’t rightly understand half of it, but I’ll tell ya what I’ve heard, just like I’d gossip over the fence with my neighbor, only this time, it’s about them wrestling folks.
First off, there’s this Nicky Cross gal. Used to be with a group called “Sanity,” whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of hooligans to me. Anyways, she’s the only one left from that bunch still wrasslin’ in the WWE. All the others, they got the boot, I reckon. Now she’s mixed up with this Uncle Howdy fella and his crew.
This Uncle Howdy, he’s a real piece of work, let me tell ya. Folks say he showed up on some Monday night show and caused a big ruckus. Got everybody talkin’, that’s for sure. He’s got this group, the Wyatt Sicks, and they’re after folks like Karrion Kross and his bunch. Why? I ain’t got the foggiest idea. Seems like they just like stirrin’ up trouble.
- Nicky Cross: Used to be with “Sanity,” now she’s with Uncle Howdy.
- Uncle Howdy: Leads the Wyatt Sicks, causes a lot of commotion.
- Wyatt Sicks: A group of wrestlers causing trouble, nobody really knows why.
- Karrion Kross: Him and his group are bein’ targeted by the Wyatt Sicks.
Some folks on that there internet, they got all sorts of theories. They say there’s this big, fancy reason why the Wyatt Sicks are doin’ what they’re doin’. They talk about “lore” and “characters,” but it’s all gobbledygook to me. Sounds like they’re makin’ it up as they go, if you ask me. Like them soap operas my grandbaby watches, always some new twist and turn, just to keep ya hooked.
This Uncle Howdy fella, he just rambles on and on about mysteries and folks I ain’t never heard of. And then there’s those coordinates at the end of some video. What’s that all about? 45 somethin’ somethin’ North. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. Maybe they’re lookin’ for buried treasure? Or maybe it’s just a way to get folks talkin’. That’s what they do, them wrestling folks, always tryin’ to get a rise outta ya.
And then there’s this Jey Uso fella. He won some match to get into another match, somethin’ about money in a bank. I don’t know what that’s got to do with Nicky Cross and Uncle Howdy, but that’s how it is with wrestlin’, everything’s all jumbled up together like a mess of yarn. You try to untangle it, and you just end up with a bigger mess.
They got all these fellas in the Wyatt Sicks, names like Erik Rowan, Joe Gacy, and Dexter Lumis. Sounds like a bunch of fellas you’d find down at the hardware store, not wrestlers. But I guess that’s the point, ain’t it? They wanna be different, wanna stand out from the crowd. And stand out they do, what with all their creepy masks and strange antics.
One thing’s for sure, though, this whole Nicky Cross and Uncle Howdy thing is gettin’ folks talkin’. And that’s what they want, I reckon. The more folks talk, the more tickets they sell, the more money they make. It’s all a big show, just like them carnivals that used to come through town. Flashy and loud, tryin’ to get you to spend your hard-earned money. But I gotta admit, it’s kinda entertainin’ in a weird sorta way.
So, what’s the deal with Nicky Cross and Uncle Howdy? Well, nobody really knows for sure. It’s all a bunch of speculation and gossip, just like everything else in this world. But one thing’s for certain: it’s a whole lot of hooey, and folks are eatin’ it up with a spoon.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. It’s enough to make your head spin, all this talk about wrestling and whatnot. I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea and sit on the porch. This old woman’s had enough excitement for one day.
