Alright, alright, let’s talk about this NXT No Mercy 2023 thing, you know, the wrestling stuff. Folks keep askin’ me who’s gonna win, so I figured I’d just lay it all out there, plain and simple, like how we do it in the country.
First off, we got this Carmelo Hayes fella fightin’ Ilja Dragunov for the NXT title. Now, I seen Hayes wrestle before, that boy’s quick, real quick, like a greased piglet at the county fair. But Dragunov, he’s tough, you know? He’s like one of them old workhorses, just keeps on comin’. This one’s tough, real tough. I reckon Hayes gonna win, though. He’s the champ, gotta stick with the champ, that’s how it usually goes. They like to keep them belts on the same folks for a while, makes it easier for folks to keep track, I guess.
- Prediction: Carmelo Hayes retains the NXT Championship.
Then there’s this Becky Lynch girl, she’s a tough one too, reminds me of my old mule, Bessie, stubborn as can be. She’s fightin’ Tiffany Stratton. Stratton, she’s all fancy, like them city girls with their high heels and fancy purses. But Becky, she’s been around the block, you know? She ain’t gonna be fooled by no fancy moves. I say Becky wins this one, she’s too strong, too mean. She’s like a mama bear protectin’ her cubs, you ain’t gettin’ nothin’ past her. Plus, you know, they just put the belt on her, they ain’t gonna take it off right away, that’d be silly.
Prediction: Becky Lynch retains the NXT Women’s Championship.
Now, this Baron Corbin and Bron Breakker match, that’s a different story. Corbin, he’s been around forever, like that old rooster that just keeps on crowin’ no matter what. He’s big, he’s mean, but he ain’t been winnin’ much lately. Breakker, he’s the young gun, strong as an ox. Folks seem to like him alright. This one’s harder to call, but I think they gonna give Breakker the win here. Gotta build up the young folks, you know? That’s how it works. Corbin’s had his time, time to move on to the next one. Make way for the youngsters, I always say.
- Prediction: Bron Breakker wins.
And there’s some other matches too, tag teams and such. To be honest, I can’t keep track of all them fellas, too many names, too many tag teams. It’s like tryin’ to count chickens in a windstorm. But I reckon the folks they want to win will win. That’s how it usually goes in this wrestling business. They got their favorites, you know? And they ain’t gonna let their favorites lose too often, otherwise folks get mad. And nobody wants mad folks, especially not at a wrestling show.
So, that’s my take on this No Mercy thing. I ain’t no expert, just a simple woman who’s seen a whole lot of wrasslin’ in my day. But I know how these things work, more or less. They like to keep things predictable, give the folks what they want. And folks want to see the good guys win, most of the time. Sometimes they like a good bad guy, but usually they cheer for the good guys, or the ones they think are good, anyways.
Now, this here NXT No Mercy, it’s supposed to be a big deal, right? All these young folks tryin’ to make a name for themselves. Reminds me of when I was young, tryin’ to get my tomatoes to grow bigger than my neighbor’s. It was a competition, friendly-like, but still a competition. And that’s what this wrestling is all about, competition, see who’s the best. Who’s the strongest, the fastest, the smartest.
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So, there you have it. My predictions for NXT No Mercy. Take ‘em or leave ‘em, it’s up to you. I’m just tellin’ you what I think, plain and simple, like I always do. Now if you’ll excuse me, I got to go feed my chickens. They get mighty grumpy if they ain’t fed on time, just like them wrestlers I reckon.
