Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s yak about this here Reverse: 1999 tier list thingamajig. Now, I ain’t no fancy gamer girl, but I’ve been clickin’ around on this game, and lemme tell ya, some characters are just plain better than others, ya know?
So, first off, what in tarnation is Reverse: 1999? It’s one o’ them turn-based games, like checkers but with more flashy lights and purdy pictures. And these fellers talkin’ all the time, voice actors they call ’em. Sounds real nice, I gotta say.
- The Big Shots (S-Tier): These are the ones you wanna get your hands on. They’re strong as an ox and make things real easy. Like that feller Click, they say he’s got this fancy “penetration rate,” sounds kinda dirty, don’t it? But it means he hits hard, every other turn or somethin’. Though, some folks say there are better ones for keepin’ your team alive.
- The Pretty Goods (A-Tier): Not the best, but they’ll get the job done. Like a good ol’ mule, they ain’t fancy, but they’re reliable. These are the ones you use when you ain’t got no Big Shots.
- The Meh Bunch (B-Tier): These folks are just… there. They ain’t bad, but they ain’t good either. Like a dish rag, they have their uses, but you ain’t gonna brag about ’em.
- The Bottom of the Barrel (C-Tier and below): Lordy, these ones are a pain in the neck. They hit like a wet noodle and fall over faster than a drunk scarecrow. Avoid ’em like the plague, I say.
Now, don’t go quotin’ me on this, ’cause things change faster than a baby’s diaper. Them game developers, they’re always fiddlin’ with things, makin’ some characters stronger and others weaker. It’s a whole heap of trouble if you ask me, but that’s how they keep folks playin’, I reckon.
But let’s get down to brass tacks and talk about some specific characters. I ain’t gonna remember all their fancy names, but I’ll tell ya what I think of ’em.
Some characters I like:
There’s this one fella, hits real hard, like a sledgehammer to a watermelon. Always happy to have him on my team. He ain’t got much in the way of brains, but who needs brains when you can hit that hard? Then there’s this gal, she’s a real smooth talker, always debuffin’ the enemies and makin’ ’em weaker. She’s like a fox in a henhouse, real sneaky-like.
Some characters I don’t like:
And then there are those characters that just make you wanna throw your phone across the room. Like this one fella, he’s supposed to be a healer, but he heals about as much as a band-aid on a chopped-off leg. Useless, I tell ya, just useless! And don’t even get me started on this other gal, she’s supposed to be a damage dealer, but she hits like a butterfly. More like a damage tickler, if you ask me.
How to build a good team:
Now, buildin’ a good team is like makin’ a good stew. You need a little bit of everything. You need some heavy hitters, some healers, and some folks to keep the enemies from smackin’ you around too much. It’s all about balance, see? Like, you don’t want all potatoes and no meat in your stew, do ya? Same goes for this game.
And don’t be afraid to experiment! Try out different characters, see what works for you. Just ’cause some fancy pants gamer on the internet says a character is good, don’t mean they’re gonna be good for you. You gotta find what you like and what fits your play style. It’s like findin’ the right pair of shoes. Gotta try ‘em on first, see if they fit.
So, there ya have it. My two cents on this here Reverse: 1999 tier list. It ain’t perfect, but it’s honest. And remember, at the end of the day, it’s just a game. So, have fun, don’t get too stressed out, and don’t let them fancy city slickers tell you how to play. You do it your way, ya hear?
Final Thoughts:
Now, go on and play the game. And if you see a character that looks like a good ol’ country boy or gal, give ’em a try. They might just surprise ya.
That’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. Them birds ain’t gonna feed themselves, ya know!
Tags: Reverse:1999, Tier List, Character Guide, Strategy, Mobile Game, Turn-based RPG
