Alright, let’s talk about this “deboer” thing. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell ya what I know, ya hear?
First off, seems like “deboer” can mean a couple of different things. Kinda like how “dog” can mean a furry friend or a real mean fella, ya know?
One thing I heard, it’s got somethin’ to do with dog grooming stuff. Yeah, like them clippers and brushes and such. You know, the things you use to make your pooch look all spiffy. They got all sorts of things, clippers, blades, even them drying thingamajigs, the AccDryers they call ’em. All that stuff to make your dog look like a show-off. I tell ya, back in my day, we just used a bucket and some soap, and the dogs were just fine! But folks these days, they want their dogs looking like movie stars, I guess. They sell this stuff up in Canada, I hear. So if you’re up there and need to get your dog all prettied up, well, that Deboer place might be the ticket.
- Clippers
- Blades
- Brushes
- Shampoos
- AccDryers
Now, another “deboer” I heard about is a fella. A hockey fella, to be exact. Peter DeBoer, they call him. He ain’t no young pup no more, been around the rink a good long while. Seems like he used to play the game, whackin’ that puck around, and now he’s tellin’ other fellas how to do it. A coach, they say.
He’s from a place called Dunnville, wherever that is. Probably up north somewhere, where they got all that snow and ice. I bet it’s cold as a witch’s tit up there! Anyways, this Peter fella, he’s got his own “statistics and records,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ they keep track of to see how good he is. Probably got numbers for how many games he won and lost, and how many times them fellas scored goals under his watch. I tell ya, I don’t understand half of it, but it sounds important to them hockey folks. He must be pretty good, or they wouldn’t be keepin’ all them numbers, right?
So, there ya have it. Two different “deboers.” One’s got to do with makin’ dogs pretty, and the other is about a hockey fella. Different as chickens and cows, but both called “deboer.” Just goes to show ya, the world’s a funny place. You never know what you’re gonna find, even with a name like “deboer.” Maybe there’s more “deboers” out there, I wouldn’t be surprised. But for now, that’s all I know. Didn’t go to no fancy school, ya know, but I know what I hear and see. And that’s the story of “deboer,” as best as I can tell ya.
It’s funny how things work, ain’t it? One minute you’re talkin’ about dog brushes, the next you’re on about hockey. Life’s like that sometimes, a real mixed bag. But as long as you can keep it all straight in your head, you’re doin’ alright. And if you can’t, well, just ask someone. No shame in that. We all need a little help sometimes, ya know? So whether you’re lookin’ to make your dog look fancy, or you’re into that hockey stuff, now you know a little somethin’ about “deboer.”
And let me tell you, keeping track of all these things is harder than churnin’ butter on a hot day! But I do my best, just like I always have. Life ain’t easy, but you just gotta keep on keepin’ on, right? That’s what my old pappy used to say, bless his heart. He always said, “Just keep your head up and your nose clean, and you’ll be just fine.” And you know what? He was right. So whether you’re dealing with dogs or hockey or somethin’ else entirely, just remember those words. You’ll get through it.
Tags: Deboer, Dog Grooming, Peter Deboer, Hockey, Canada, Clippers, Blades, Coach, Dunnville, Statistics
