Alright, so you wanna know about this Skyler Woods fella, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I don’t know much, but I heard some things. Folks been chatterin’ ’bout him, ya know? Like on that Facebook thingy all the young’uns use.
Seems like there’s a bunch of Skyler Woodses out there. Lots of ‘em. It’s like John Smith or somethin’. Can’t hardly keep track. I seen some sayin’ he’s from some place called Nenahnezad… Never heard of it. Sounds like one of them fancy places out west. New Mexico, I think they said.
- Heard he plays that golf game real good. You know, the one where they hit the little white ball with them sticks? Yeah, that one. Folks seem mighty impressed by it.
- Then there’s another Skyler Woods, maybe the same one, maybe not. Hard to say. This one, they talk about him on the internet too, seems like everybody and their dog is on that internet now. Got all sorts of pictures and videos and whatnot.
This other Skyler Woods, well, he’s got a bunch of folks followin’ him. Hundreds, they say. Don’t know why, exactly. Maybe he posts funny pictures? Or maybe he talks about important stuff? I ain’t got a clue. Kids these days, they follow anyone for anythin’.
Now, I ain’t got no personal beef with this Skyler Woods, whoever he is. Seems harmless enough. But all this talk, it got me thinkin’. Why are folks so interested in him? Is he special somehow? Did he do somethin’ important? Or is it just that internet thing again, makin’ a fuss over nothin’?
This Skyler Woods, the one with all the followers, he posts videos too. Shares ‘em with his friends and family, I guess. And with all them followers, I reckon. What kind of videos? Lord knows. Maybe he’s singin’ or dancin’. Maybe he’s showin’ off his fancy car. Or maybe he’s just talkin’ ’bout his day. Like I said, kids these days…
I tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have all this internet stuff. We didn’t follow nobody ‘cept maybe the preacher on Sundays. And we didn’t need no videos to tell us what was goin’ on. We just talked to each other. Face to face. Imagine that!
But times change, I guess. And now we got Skyler Woods and his followers and his videos and all that jazz. He shares his life with the world, it seems, and the world, or at least a few hundred folks, seem to care. Maybe he’s got somethin’ important to say. Maybe he’s just lookin’ for attention. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s a good ol’ boy tryin’ to make his way in this crazy world, just like the rest of us.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about Skyler Woods. Not much, I admit. But maybe it’s enough. Maybe it’s all you need to know. He’s a name, a face, a bunch of numbers on a screen. He’s a mystery, a question mark, a whisper in the wind. And in this big, wide world, ain’t we all a little bit like that?
Anyways, that’s the story as I heard it. Now you go on and do somethin’ useful, don’t just sit there starin’ at the screen all day. Go outside, get some fresh air. That’s what I always say.
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