Alright, let’s talk about these nWo members. Don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I heard some things, seen some things on that there TV box. So, here’s the deal, as best as I can tell ya.
First off, seems like there was this wrestling group, the nWo, New World Order they called it. Sounded all important and whatnot. Like they was gonna take over the world or somethin’. Now, who was in it? That’s the real question, ain’t it?
Well, from what I gather, there were a bunch of them. Like a whole pack of dogs running together. Two fellas, Hall and Nash, they were the first ones. Started the whole thing, like the mama and papa dog of the pack. Then, things got real big when this Hulk Hogan fella joined up. Yeah, that big ol’ muscle man! He was a big deal, everyone knew him. When he joined, it was like a fire spreadin’ fast. Everyone was talkin’ about the nWo.
- Hall and Nash: The startin’ two, like I said.
- Hulk Hogan: The big shot that made it all famous.
Then there was this Syxx fella. They said he was the sixth member, but seems like there was another one before him they didn’t count. Like a forgotten pup in the litter. Anyways, Syxx joined up and that made the group even bigger.
Some other names I heard, Sting and Lex Luger. They were on the other side at first, fightin’ against the nWo. But then, things got all mixed up, like a hen house after a fox got in. I don’t know if they ever joined for real or just pretended to. Wrestling is like that, always trickin’ ya. You never know who’s on whose side for sure.
Now, where are they now, these nWo members? That’s what folks like to know, ain’t it? Like lookin’ at old pictures and wonderin’ where everyone went. Well, some of them are probably just doin’ their thing, livin’ their lives. Maybe got grandkids, maybe got bellies bigger than their heads. Who knows?
I heard talk about one fella, Spider they called him. Had his name pop up in some court papers, and that’s how they found out who he was. Like he was hidin’ but then the wind blew his hat off. Seems like these nWo fellas, they had secrets too. Like when those government folks spy on people, then they figure out who they are and tell everyone. Reminds me of old Mrs. Higgins gossipin’ about everyone in town.
And then, just like that, the nWo ended. Same night as this Eric Bischoff fella, the one who they said started the whole thing, well, it ended for him too. Like the whole house of cards fell down at once. One minute they’re there, big and bad, the next they’re gone. Poof! Like smoke in the wind. Makes ya think, don’t it?
So that’s the story, as best as this old woman can tell ya. A bunch of wrestlers, a big group, lots of fightin’ and then, nothin’. Just memories and some old TV tapes. Makes ya wonder what it all meant. But then again, most things in life don’t make no sense anyway. Just like tryin’ to figure out why my chickens won’t lay eggs when the moon is full.
So to recap this whole nWo member thing, here’s what I got:
- Started with Hall and Nash.
- Got big with Hulk Hogan.
- Syxx was supposedly the sixth, but maybe not.
- Sting and Lex Luger were mixed up in it somehow.
- Some fella named Spider got his secret identity revealed.
- And it all ended on the same night as some other fella named Eric Bischoff.
That’s all I know. Don’t ask me no more fancy questions ‘cause I done told ya all I can. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re probably hungry as wolves, just like those nWo fellas were hungry for fame and glory.
And one more thing I remember, some folks talkin’ about the height and weight of these nWo fellas, and where they came from, and what kinda moves they did in the ring. But that’s just details, like countin’ the feathers on a chicken. The important thing is they were a big deal for a while, and then they weren’t. Just like life, I guess.
