Alright, so you wanna know about this Vince McMahon and Sable thing, huh? Let me tell ya, it’s a whole lotta mess, like a chicken coop after a fox got in. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, but I’ll tell it to ya straight, the way I see it.
First off, you gotta know who these folks are. Vince McMahon, he’s the big boss man over at that wrestling show, WWE. You know, the one with all the muscle-y fellas in tights? Yeah, that’s him. Big shot, lots of money, always makin’ trouble, it seems. Sable, well, she was one of them wrestlers too, a real looker. Folks called her a “diva,” whatever that means. Real name’s Rena, I think, but everyone just called her Sable.
Now, back in the day, Sable was a big deal. Folks loved watchin’ her, and she was good at what she did, I guess. But then, things went sour. She up and sued Vince and the whole WWE. Said they treated her bad, like they were always pawin’ at her and makin’ her do things she didn’t wanna do. Said it wasn’t safe workin’ there neither. Can you believe that? A grown woman, havin’ to put up with that nonsense. It’s a doggone shame, I tell ya.
- Vince, he acted all surprised, like he didn’t know nothin’ about it. Said he didn’t remember no lawsuit.
- But then he went and sued her right back, over somethin’ about her name, “Sable.”
- Said she couldn’t use it no more, or somethin’ like that.
Lawyers got involved, and they went back and forth for a while. Finally, they settled it outta court, like they always do. Nobody really knows what happened, but Sable, she went off and married another wrestler, that Brock Lesnar fella. Big ol’ boy, strong as an ox. They live up in Canada now, quiet-like, with their kids. Good for her, I say. Get away from all that drama.
But the story don’t end there, no sir. Years later, they made a TV show about Vince, a “docuseries” they called it. And wouldn’t you know it, they talked about Sable and the whole lawsuit thing all over again. Vince, he had to talk about it too, even though I bet he didn’t want to. Stirred up all that old dirt again, you know? Like pokin’ a sleeping dog with a stick. Just asking for trouble.
And then, just when you thought it was all over, wham! Another lawsuit. This time, it’s some other woman, workin’ for WWE, sayin’ Vince did bad things to her too. Same kinda stuff as Sable said, near as I can tell. It’s like that fella just can’t stay outta trouble. Makes you wonder, don’t it? All that money and power, and he still acts like a fool.
I don’t know what’s gonna happen next. Probably more lawyers, more lawsuits, more drama. It’s always the same with them rich folks. They think they can do whatever they want, and nobody can touch ’em. But sometimes, the chickens come home to roost, you know? And when they do, it ain’t pretty.
So that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. Vince McMahon, Sable, lawsuits, and a whole lotta mess. It’s like a soap opera, only real life. And it just goes to show ya, money don’t buy you happiness, and it sure don’t buy you common sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re a whole lot less trouble than these wrestling folks, that’s for sure.
Tags: Vince McMahon, Sable, WWE, lawsuit, sexual harassment, wrestling, Brock Lesnar, Rena Greek, docuseries, controversy
