Alright, let’s talk about this Vanessa Ortiz gal. I ain’t never met her, mind you, but I heard some things, seen some stuff on that there internet thingy my grandkids showed me. Seems like she’s a pretty big deal, or at least that’s what them city folks say.
Now, from what I gather, this Vanessa, she’s one of them Instagram models. You know, the kind that takes purdy pictures and folks go crazy over ’em. Heard she’s got a whole heap of followers, like, hundreds of thousands! Can you believe that? That’s more folks than live in my whole county, I reckon. They say she’s like another one of them models, Este somethin’-or-other, from that Colombia place. Guess they both like takin’ pictures and lookin’ good.
And get this, she ain’t just a pretty face. Folks say she’s been in some movies and TV shows too. Heard tell of somethin’ called “Orange is the New Black.” Sounds kinda funny, don’t it? Like an orange ain’t supposed to be black. Anyways, she’s been in that and some other things, “Godless Men,” “Latin Lives,” somethin’ called “Small White House” from way back when, and somethin’ more recent, “Medardo.” So, she’s been busy, this gal.
- Born on July 11th, that’s what I heard. Don’t know what year, though. These young folks, they don’t like to tell their age.
- Got thousands and thousands of followers on Instagram, more than you can shake a stick at.
- Been in a bunch of movies and TV shows. Guess she’s a real actress, huh?
They also talk about her zodiac sign and birth flower and all that fancy stuff. I ain’t got no time for that kinda hocus pocus, but them city folks seem to eat it up. They say she’s got a “life path number” too. Lordy, what will they think of next? Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me.
Now, you might be wonderin’ how I know all this. Well, like I said, my grandkids showed me that internet thing, and sometimes they leave it on, and I see things. And sometimes, them city folks come visitin’, and they gossip like hens in a henhouse. So, you hear things, you know? You can’t help but hear things when folks are jabberin’ all the time.
So, this Vanessa Ortiz, she’s a model, an actress, and a whole bunch of other things, I guess. She’s got folks followin’ her all over the world, watchin’ her every move. It’s a different world we live in now, ain’t it? Back in my day, the only folks followin’ you were the cows you were tryin’ to herd into the pasture. But hey, good for her, I say. If she can make a livin’ takin’ pictures and actin’ in them shows, then more power to her. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, far as I can tell.
She’s a Colombian gal, so I reckon she’s got that spice them South Americans are known for. Probably got a whole family back home, proud as peacocks of what she’s done. It ain’t easy makin’ a name for yourself in this world, no matter where you come from. But she seems to be doin’ alright, this Vanessa. She’s got folks talkin’, that’s for sure.
So, that’s the story on Vanessa Ortiz, as far as I know it. Like I said, I ain’t never met her, but from what I hear, she’s a go-getter, a real firecracker. And in this world, you gotta be a little bit of a firecracker to get noticed, ain’t that the truth? So good on ya, Vanessa, wherever you are. You keep on doin’ your thing.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, you know. And them eggs ain’t gonna lay themselves neither.
Tags: [Vanessa Ortiz, Instagram model, actress, Colombian model, Godless Men, Latin Lives, Orange Is the New Black, Small White House, Medardo, July 11th]
