Alright, folks, gather ’round, let me tell you about this “Golden Swag” thing I had to deal with. Honestly, it sounded way cooler than it actually was. So, I started this quest, and right off the bat, they handed me this key—the “Trailer Park Portable Cabin Key.” I was like, “Okay, what’s this for?” Turns out, this whole mission was about playing a glorified delivery guy, but with a twist.
I had to get this Golden Zibbo lighter—yeah, you heard that right, a lighter—and stash it somewhere. Sounds simple, right? Wrong! I had to find this specific cabin in some trailer park. The key I got at the start? That was for this cabin. Once I got to the location I needed to find the cabin and unlock it using that key I mentioned earlier.
So, I took a look around and finally found the cabin that matched the key. After unlocking the door, I stepped inside. Then I had to put that Golden Zibbo lighter inside that cabin. And let me tell you, it wasn’t a walk in the park. I had to dodge all sorts of trouble just to drop off a lighter. Bullets flying, people trying to stop me—it was nuts!
- Got the Key: First thing, they gave me the Trailer Park Portable Cabin Key.
- Found the Cabin: Had to find the right cabin in the trailer park that matched the key.
- Unlocked the Cabin: Used the key to unlock the cabin door.
- Placed the Lighter: Went inside and put the Golden Zibbo lighter where it was supposed to go.
- Got Out of There: Finished the job and got myself out of that mess.
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And yeah, that’s pretty much it. I managed to place the lighter and get out of there in one piece. It was a real pain for such a small thing, but hey, a mission’s a mission, right? I guess you could call it the “Golden Swag” quest, but to me, it was more like the “Golden Headache.” Anyway, that’s my story of how I became a lighter delivery guy. Hope you got a kick out of it!
