Alright, listen up y’all, let’s talk about this football stuff on TV. They call it NFL Week 7 TV Map 2023, sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but tellin’ you what channel that game’s gonna be on. So, if you’re like me and just wanna watch the pigskin fly, here’s the lowdown, country style.
Now, most of these games, they show ’em everywhere, right? But then you got them Sunday afternoon games, them’s split up. Some on CBS, some on FOX. It all depends on where you’re at, see? Like, if you’re over in, say, Johnsonville, you might get a different game than them folks in Smithtown. That’s why they got this here “map” thing, to show ya who gets what.
If you wanna watch games from other places, not just your local ones, well, you gotta pay extra. They got this thing called NFL Sunday Ticket, or NFL RedZone. RedZone, that’s like flippin’ through channels real fast, only they show you when someone’s about to score. Saves you from watchin’ all the boring stuff, I reckon.
- Sunday Afternoon Games: CBS and FOX, split by region.
- Out-of-Market Games: NFL Sunday Ticket or NFL RedZone (gotta pay, y’all).
- All local and primetime games: NFL+ on your phone.
- Kickoff times: They got different times, so pay attention, or you’ll miss the start.
If you’re all confused about what channel you get, go look at them FCC maps. That’s the government fellas, they tell ya what stations you can get with your antenna. Remember them antennas? Used to be all we had, now everyone’s got them cable boxes and such. Things sure have changed, haven’t they?
Now, for watchin’ on your phone, they got this NFL+ thing. That’ll show your local games and the night games, but you ain’t gonna see all the Sunday afternoon games from everywhere else, unless you pay extra for that Sunday Ticket, ya hear?
They also got this free NFL app and NFL Channel. They don’t show the whole game live, but they got highlights and replays and stuff. Good for catchin’ up if you missed somethin’. Like if you were busy milkin’ the cows or somethin’.
This whole thing about the “NFL Week 7 TV Map”, it’s about figuring out where to watch the games. They played some game last Sunday night, New York Jets and Pittsburgh Steelers, that one was easy, it was on everywhere. But these Sunday afternoon ones, that’s where it gets tricky. That’s what this whole map business is about. Making sure you know where to find your team.
So, before you settle in with your snacks and your sweet tea, make sure you know what channel your game is on. Otherwise, you’ll be flippin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off, and nobody wants that.
And another thing, most of this stuff, you gotta pay for it. Used to be you could just turn on the TV and there it was. Now, they want money for everything. Streaming this, streaming that, it all adds up. But I guess that’s just how it is these days.
Anyways, just remember, check your local listings, figure out if your game is on CBS or FOX, or if you need to pay extra for that Sunday Ticket thing. And if you’re still lost, ask your neighbor, or your grandkid, they probably know more about this stuff than we do. Times are changing, that’s for sure, but football’s still football, no matter how you watch it.
And that, my friends, is all I know about this here NFL Week 7 TV Map 2023. Hope it helps ya find your game. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do.
