Alright, let’s gab about these WWE fellas and how old they are. You know, like them young’uns and the old-timers. I seen a bunch on that there TV, some strong, some… well, not so strong anymore.
The Young Bucks in WWE
So, I hear tell there’s this young fella, Dominik Mysterio. He’s just a sprout, only 24 years old. Can you believe it? 24! Why, back in my day, 24 was still wet behind the ears. He used to be the youngest on that RAW show, but now he’s on the blue one, SmackDown, I think they call it. And then there’s this girl, Tiffany Stratton. She’s even younger, just 25. Folks say she might be a champion one day. Well, good for her, I say. She’s got that Miss Money in the Bank thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy.
- Dominik Mysterio: 24 years old
- Tiffany Stratton: 25 years old
They’re like those young chickens, all peppy and full of energy. Makes you wonder how long they can keep it up, wrestling being such a rough business. I remember my old man used to say, “youth ain’t forever.” He was right, you know.
The Old-Timers Still Grappling
Now, on the other end, you got the old guys. Like this R-Truth fella. He’s 52! That’s older than my prize-winning rooster, bless his feathery soul. 52 and still wrestling! I tell you what, that’s something. He must be tough as nails, or maybe just a little crazy. And then there’s that Brock Lesnar fella. They say he’s the highest paid, even though I ain’t seen him on TV lately. Don’t know how old he is exactly, but he’s been around a long time, that’s for sure.
Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number… Or Is It?
You know, it makes you think. This wrestling thing, it ain’t easy. You gotta be strong, gotta be quick, and gotta be tough. And when you get older, well, things just ain’t the same. Your bones start creaking, your muscles get sore, and you just can’t move like you used to. But these fellas, they keep going. Some of ’em are just starting out, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. And some of ’em, well, they’ve been doing it for years, and they ain’t ready to quit just yet. It’s like that old saying, age ain’t nothing but a number. But I reckon in wrestling, it matters a bit more than that. You gotta be in good shape, no matter how old you are.
WWE’s Age Rules
And speaking of age, I heard WWE has some rules about it. You gotta be at least 18 to even get in the door. Makes sense, I guess. Wouldn’t want a bunch of kids getting hurt. But it also means these young ones, like Dominik and Tiffany, they’re just starting their careers. They got a long way to go, and a lot to learn. And the old ones, like R-Truth, well, they’re showing ’em how it’s done. They’ve seen it all, done it all, and they’re still kicking. It’s a tough business, wrestling. But it’s also a mighty entertaining one.
So, what’s it all mean? Well, it means there’s all sorts of ages in that wrestling ring. Young, old, and everything in between. And they all bring something different to the table. The young’uns got the energy and the speed. The old-timers got the experience and the know-how. And together, they make for one heck of a show. At least that’s what I think when I catch a bit of it on TV while I’m doing my chores. It’s kinda like life, ain’t it? A mix of young and old, all trying to make their way.
And one more thing… I hope those young fellas save their money. Wrestling ain’t forever, you know. Gotta have something to fall back on when you’re too old to be jumping around in those silly tights.
Tags: WWE, Wrestlers, Age, Dominik Mysterio, Tiffany Stratton, R-Truth, Brock Lesnar, Youngest Wrestlers, Oldest Wrestlers, WWE Roster
